Donald Duck - stitched up?

This story is in the Orlando Sentinel - it links to another site

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 1320.story

I think she's making the whole thing up (that's my professional opinion ) as lots of the story doesn't add up.

the comments left on both sites are rather funny, pity they can't use them in Court.

"Digestive problems" from being groped by Donald Duck. Hmmm yeah right.

Oh for ducks sake !

[Scrooge]

I have said it before and I will say it again, Disney is evil.

However, ok so the person in the costume reaches out for a hug, they all do it, part of the costume hits the woman in the chest, the character does what it can to communicate it's feeling (please forgive me), remember they can't talk to the person (that's a crime as bad as killing a 3 year old) and what else could the person inside the suit do ?

[Darren Wheeler]

Start by making him wear some trousers!!!

That would have made an interesting police line up

So mam - do you recognise the aquatic bird that attacked you?..

FM

[Darren Wheeler]

Look out Daffy, you're next.

The other side of a similar story.

Why is it always Pennsylvania?

She's really taking the Mickey!

Sorry couldn't resist!

No wonder people think the US legal system is a joke and if something like this really does happen it's then not treated as seriously as it should be.

Why didn't she report the 'crime' at the time? Is there no statute of limitations on this sort of thing?

If I was the judge in this case I'd be locking her up and making her pay.

She really is quackers!