thought i'd humor you all with this little joke i rcvd!
Subject: Love to Fly ?
A guy sitting at an airport bar in New York, noticed a
beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself,
"Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But
which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered
the Delta Slogan,
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare, and he immediately
thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again,
"Never forget your first time?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked
himself, and scratched Virgin Atlantic off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan,
"I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman savagely turned on him,
"What the F**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said....
"Ahhh, British Airways!"
shaun
Subject: Love to Fly ?
A guy sitting at an airport bar in New York, noticed a
beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself,
"Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But
which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered
the Delta Slogan,
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare, and he immediately
thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again,
"Never forget your first time?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked
himself, and scratched Virgin Atlantic off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan,
"I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman savagely turned on him,
"What the F**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said....
"Ahhh, British Airways!"
shaun
