Hi from the Clubhouse

So I paid the £60 to get in since there were no UC pax travelling on my route today. Tucked into the eggs Benedict and now reading my vanity fair. Luck was on my side and I was approached by the lady signing up black Amex. I am all signed up and rubbing my hands in glee at the 30k points
Oh and I'm on my third cocktail....she must've spotted an easy target
does it mean something when they lay the menus down on the table where they were once upright? Perhaps a 'this passenger has hit her limit of drinks???' Looking forward to the 10 min stumble to gate 17!

