V-Flyer

^^ Copyright wise you are going to need to remove most of that.... just post up the links and anything you have to add/comment on.

Quick, before the mods attack

Amusing article though, spotted it earlier - I know this is VS, but didn't VX encourage inter pax flirting by allowing people to send food and drink to other passengers? Ha. 8D

Awwww, true love!
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Her parents must be so proud!
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Perhaps she was filming for the new season of "Boozed Up Brits Abroad".

Reminds me of when I went to LAS!
As I settled in, I noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft I realized she was heading straight towards my section, and then she took the seat right next to me.

Striking up a conversation, I asked her: "Business trip or holiday?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States."

Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer", she responded, "I use my research and experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" I smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are those most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto", I said, "Tonto Papadopoulos; but all my friends call me Paddy." ):

joeyc wrote:^^ Copyright wise you are going to need to remove most of that.... just post up the links and anything you have to add/comment on.

Quick, before the mods attack

honey lamb strikes again! ):

I was on this flight but further forward in the cabin. Announcements were made about a passenger being restrained due to becoming aggressive. The captain said he decided to continue to Vegas rather than divert. Apparently seven bottles of spirits were confiscated during the flight and they stopped serving anything other than water or squash as coke etc was being used as mixers (except UC).

Police we're waiting in Vegas and they removed the girl and her parents first and stood talking for 10 mins on the air bridge before moving on. The girl was handcuffed when removed from the flight but these were removed on the air bridge

Crew told passengers not to take pictures but several were still taken. Crew handled fairly well but at the time most around me thought some of the announcements were over the top - in hindsight, probably to show how seriously they were taking it.

afternoon tea?? lol
and good manners?? lol
oh and drunken brits abroad lol
so proud to bea BRIT lol

This was onboard the airline that PROMOTED the "double beds" in a 747's Upper Class cabin not too many years ago, right...?

I seem to remember some particularly suggestive soundbites when it was launched, too.

...and I wonder what happened to the man?!

preiffer wrote:...and I wonder what happened to the man?!

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Takes two to tango ):

preiffer wrote:...and I wonder what happened to the man?!

Well interestingly she wasn't in trouble for having it off in the lavatory (so romantic, gawd I sound old but, then again, I am) but for losing her temper. I guess her tango partner kept his cool, which isn't a euphemism for anything.
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preiffer wrote:...and I wonder what happened to the man?!

If he finished?

Sorely tempted to start another thread asking which V-Flyers are in the mile high club! (Not me I should add)

It is hard enough using those tiny cubicles for their intended purpose without getting up to shinnanigins.

HWVlover wrote:she wasn't in trouble for having it off in the lavatory

That makes it sound so appealing....

You know what I find particularly shocking? That I preferred the Mail's style of reporting....

Fuzzy14 wrote:

preiffer wrote:...and I wonder what happened to the man?!

If he finished?

Sorely tempted to start another thread asking which V-Flyers are in the mile high club! (Not me I should add)

I might qualify for 'associate membership', but that was a long long time ago. And yes, there were 2 involved!

International Hitman wrote:"Tonto", I said, "Tonto Papadopoulos; but all my friends call me Paddy." ):

That Hitman - Has made my bad day in the office not so bad

ratechaser wrote:I might qualify for 'associate membership', but that was a long long time ago. And yes, there were 2 involved!

?!?!?!?!?

I don't know how two can fit.

I might have found some onboard footage of the incident http://youtu.be/g0sXiIbn3-A

ratechaser wrote:

Fuzzy14 wrote:

preiffer wrote:...and I wonder what happened to the man?!

If he finished?

Sorely tempted to start another thread asking which V-Flyers are in the mile high club! (Not me I should add)

I might qualify for 'associate membership', but that was a long long time ago. And yes, there were 2 involved!

I'm in,

Feb 2005 VS020 with my now wife ):

Fuzzy14 wrote:
I might have found some onboard footage of the incident http://youtu.be/g0sXiIbn3-A

I can't believe I haven't seen that before, highly amusing.

Such funny comments:

"If he finished?" - the mind boggles, perhaps he asked the CC if they'd take her away whilst he "finished", lol.

And that joke from International Hitman had me rolling about in laughter, except until I read the bleedin' punchline I'd thought it was deadly serious!!

And the video, seen that before, very funny.

As for those in the Mile High Club - TMI guys, TMI ): ):

Good for her and good for him! ^) The world would be a very boring place indeed without ppl like this...but, I wouldn't want to clean the cubicle after!
It makes you think about the wet floor in the toilet at the end of the flight when we change out of the ninja suits, is it water? Is it... :$

Fuzzy14 wrote:

ratechaser wrote:I might qualify for 'associate membership', but that was a long long time ago. And yes, there were 2 involved!

?!?!?!?!?

I don't know how two can fit.

I might have found some onboard footage of the incident http://youtu.be/g0sXiIbn3-A

I have no idea either, cramped and smelly, wouldn't catch me doing anything like that in there!

Just as an add-on to this story, I caught a glimpse of one of the US daytime chat shows (The Chew, The Bite or whatever it's called). This story came up so I looked round only to be greeted by the Sharron Osbourne coming out with the comment "I know this airline very well and they market themselves as a party airline so I am not surprised"!!
Well played Z-lister, a comment for a comments sake!!

ultreen1 wrote:Good for her and good for him! ^) The world would be a very boring place indeed without ppl like this...but, I wouldn't want to clean the cubicle after!
It makes you think about the wet floor in the toilet at the end of the flight when we change out of the ninja suits, is it water? Is it... :$

Ewwww, that's gross! v( :$ v(