Virgin press release
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 09:50Page 1 of 1
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 09:50Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 09:58CLASSIC - fits the purpose AND plugs the product. Way to go marketing people!
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 10:02Ha ha ha ha 
"Feel the Upgrade - This hypnosis takes part at the gate in the departure area to make passengers believe that they are going to be travelling in Upper Class. Passengers can spend the flight imagining that they are enjoying the Freedom menu, sitting at the onboard bar, enjoying a massage from the Inflight Beauty Therapist (IFBT) or sleeping through the flight in the Snooze Zone. For a supplement passengers can extend their hypnosis to believe they are picked up in a limo at the end of their journey!"
i guess this is one way VS decided to divert the "Can i get an OP upgrade today please please please" to " Can i get a hypnosis, please"
hehe
nice 4/1 press release
nice to see that SRB has a good sense of humour
"Feel the Upgrade - This hypnosis takes part at the gate in the departure area to make passengers believe that they are going to be travelling in Upper Class. Passengers can spend the flight imagining that they are enjoying the Freedom menu, sitting at the onboard bar, enjoying a massage from the Inflight Beauty Therapist (IFBT) or sleeping through the flight in the Snooze Zone. For a supplement passengers can extend their hypnosis to believe they are picked up in a limo at the end of their journey!"
i guess this is one way VS decided to divert the "Can i get an OP upgrade today please please please" to " Can i get a hypnosis, please"
hehe
nice 4/1 press release
nice to see that SRB has a good sense of humour
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 10:16Nice one 
Loads better than loof lirpa's !!
(Hope I'm not the only one who remembers that one!)
Shaz
Loads better than loof lirpa's !!
(Hope I'm not the only one who remembers that one!)
Shaz
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 10:18ROTFLMFAOPMP! Excellent
And Shaz, no you're not the only one to remember the lirpas
Cheers
And Shaz, no you're not the only one to remember the lirpas
Cheers
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 10:41I wonder how many people will try and book this?
Must remember to look out for my newpaper's spoof story today as well!
Must remember to look out for my newpaper's spoof story today as well!
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 10:46ryanair has a "kids go free" on their main web page which is also quite funny
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 12:46GMTV had slimming water
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 13:04The Mail has the Queen photographed in a bookies with her corgies.
The trouble is, some of the stuff the Mail tries to make us believe the other 364 days makes me unsure when they are trying a spoof[:(!]
I still think the best by VS was a couple of years ago - the GM butterfiles with 'Virgin' on their wings.
Nick
The trouble is, some of the stuff the Mail tries to make us believe the other 364 days makes me unsure when they are trying a spoof[:(!]
I still think the best by VS was a couple of years ago - the GM butterfiles with 'Virgin' on their wings.
Nick
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 13:34i am soooooo gulable!
this is the second one i've fallen for today!!!!!
i really think i need hypnotherapy to stop falling for these kinda things!
shaun
this is the second one i've fallen for today!!!!!
i really think i need hypnotherapy to stop falling for these kinda things!
shaun
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 16:37Best one of today Jeremy Vine on radio 2 the french and germans are about to make a statement on leaving the euro and joining the pound.
Posted: 01 Apr 2004, 19:49Hi,
The FT had a VS ad at the bottom advertising-
Trance-atlantic flights
i personally thought the chicken in the nuclear bomb during the cold war was a good one!!
Regards
TBS
The FT had a VS ad at the bottom advertising-
Trance-atlantic flights
i personally thought the chicken in the nuclear bomb during the cold war was a good one!!
Regards
TBS
Posted: 07 Apr 2004, 22:02I flew on VS003 on 1 April, and this story featured at the end of the BBC News played just before v:port kicked in.. It had interviews with Richard Branson, Paul McKenna etc..
I meant to ask one on the attendants at the end of the flight how many had asked about it - but it slipped my mind.
jules.
I meant to ask one on the attendants at the end of the flight how many had asked about it - but it slipped my mind.
jules.