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CelebAir

PostPosted: 27 Jun 2008, 09:55
by Neil
Ever wanted to be checked in by/get your in flight drinks served by/put your safety in the hands of a ZZZZ list celeb? Well want no more, just fly Monarch and so your dreams can come true[V]

Such a shame I don't EVER plan to fly Monarch...

PostPosted: 27 Jun 2008, 10:07
by Darren Wheeler
Nice spot!!

All those egos to massage and what happens if a Y list turns up?

I can see it now on their next VS flight. 'I've done your job. It's not hard!! Now fawn over me.'

PostPosted: 28 Jun 2008, 13:51
by RichardMannion
My word, they are really scraping the barrel of relaity TV shows now. 12 famous faces? Right-o.

Any program that has the word Celebrity (or part of it) in it's title is likely to have the most Z-10 list of people you could ever imagine.

For sh*ts and giggles, shall we kick off a list of who we'd like to see as one of the 12, or who it is likely to be?

Chipshop Katona for one
That Channelle woman

PostPosted: 28 Jun 2008, 16:32
by Darren Wheeler
Jade 'cannot-string-a-sentence-together' Goody.

PostPosted: 28 Jun 2008, 16:54
by 2Tinks
Jodie 'I -won't-need-a-life-vest-i've-got-these-to-help-me-float' Marsh.

PostPosted: 29 Jun 2008, 14:50
by Neil
Oh surely Heather Mills would be up for it too? Her customer service would be AMAZING[:?]

Oh and Barrymore, he is always wanting to get back his public profile, although I think he should be kept away from anything to do with surviving if the plane crashes into water [:w]

PostPosted: 29 Jun 2008, 16:39
by papadoc
Naomi Campbell as baggage handler [:w].

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 17:02
by jtlc2345
I've just seen an advert for this during Daily Cooks Challenge and it looks utterly horrific - but no doubt I'll end up hooked.

Jonathan

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 17:25
by Scorpio
aparantly its Chico, Jodie Marsh, Tamara beckwith (or however its spelt) and some other 'z' listers.

They were put through the whole 6 week training programme like to see how well they passed the tests and location diagrams and go through sleepless nights wondering if you pass the exam the next day.

Dare i say it but i doubt none of them got asked to leave if they had failed their exams.

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 18:30
by DMetters-Bone
Originally posted by Scorpio
aparantly its Chico, Jodie Marsh, Tamara beckwith (or however its spelt) and some other 'z' listers.



3 big reasons not to watch it! Can you imagine being in a confined space as Chico, I think I would jump out of the exit mid flight to stop the pain! [}:)]

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 19:11
by sixdownkeepsafedepth
I spotted the (badly painted) aircraft sat at Gatwick on Monday morning. CC informed me that a couple of Z lister's including Chico had been spotted swanning around the crew lounges. Guess what we will be watching in our house if it is screened after the Big Brother run - Wimmin don't you just luv em![:(!]

Regards
Bryan

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 19:14
by slinky09
OK - which saddo knows who all these twelve people are:

Chico
Dan O'Connor
Phil Cornwell
Kenzie
Johnny Shentall
Tamara Beckwith
Amy Lame
Lisa Maffia
Mica Paris
Michelle Marsh
Lisa Scott-Lee

See here.

Where's the twelfth?

At least Amy Lame would be a laff!

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 20:24
by Neil
OMG, they have scraped the barrel even more than I thought they would. Johnny Shentall? LMFAO.

I thought I heard that Andi Peters was involved in this, I am sure I heard Lord Gob Sh*te, Chris Moyles saying something about it.

I am going to have to watch this, 'reality' tv at its absolute worst.

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 20:32
by jtlc2345
Originally posted by slinky09
OK - which saddo knows who all these twelve people are:

Chico
Dan O'Connor
Phil Cornwell
Kenzie
Johnny Shentall
Tamara Beckwith
Amy Lame
Lisa Maffia
Mica Paris
Michelle Marsh
Lisa Scott-Lee

See here.

Where's the twelfth?

At least Amy Lame would be a laff!


Just looking at the PR blurb and there're only 11 celebs involved unless you include Angellica Bell who's presenting.

Jonathan

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 21:07
by Scorpio
so one of them possibly got the boot for failing exams

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 21:18
by northernhenry
Given the recent spate of decompressions hitting the news, hope those with the special implants have been pre-warned
Could also eventually provide some entertainment watching their faces when some critical actually happens...(i.e. the Real crew members step in).

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 21:27
by RichardMannion
Z(-2)elebAir - oh FFS.

Maybe they should get them all on a flight ferrying pissed up football supporters, with no alcohol....

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 21:33
by DMetters-Bone
I am glad to say that I do not know many of them. It will be pure car crash TV.

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 21:47
by RichardMannion
Originally posted by slinky09
OK - which saddo knows who all these twelve people are:



Me, me, me - I know who they all are. Added a small guide for you Slinky, courtesy of Wikipedia.org:

Chico - Yousseph Slimani (born April 2, 1971), known as Chico, is a British pop singer of Moroccan descent who rose to prominence in the United Kingdom after reaching the quarter-finals of the 2005 series of the talent show The X Factor. And now ia a celeb on the reality TV show CelebAir. I'm not making this up, this is his Wikipedia entry. Celeb because of what excatly? Utterly annoying twat.

Dan O'Connor - Daniel O'Connor (born October 23, 1978) is an Australian television actor and singer. He was one of the top 12 finalists in the 2004 series of Australian Idol, aired on Network Ten nationwide in Australia. This is a wind-up surely? He was on Australian Idol so is now deemed a celeb. Twat.

Phil Cornwell - Phil Cornwell (born 5 October 1957 in Southend-on-Sea, Essex) is an English comedian, actor, impressionist and writer. He is probably best known as being part of the Dead Ringers television and radio series. That famous I've never heard of the twat.

Kenzie - James MacKenzie (born January 6, 1986), better known as Kenzie or MC Kenzie, is a British rapper and former member of 10-piece UK pop-rap band Blazin' Squad. He was briefly romantically linked to glamour model Jodie Marsh. Wow what a track record, I remember him being on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and making the jug of water look like a member of Mensa - dim twat.

Johnny Shentall - Johnny Shentall was a member of the British pop group Hear'say in 2002 having replaced Kym Ryder. He is also the husband of pop singer Lisa Scott-Lee. When you're wikipedia page only has that about you, a mere two sentences you really do have to worry. Twat.



Tamara Beckwith - Tamara Beckwith (born 17 April 1970) is a former It girl and celebrity noted for her coverage in glossy celebrity magazines such as OK!. She is a presenter for MTV, VH-1 and regularly appears as a reporter for television shows including This Morning and Watchdog. Tamara has also appeared in The Vagina Monologues.[1] She also designs a range of diamonique jewellery for QVC UK. Well even I'd struggle to be proud of the latter. 'Posh' twat

Amy Lame - 'Amy LamŽ (born January 21, 1971) is an American born, British radio and television presenter, comedian, model, club promoter, and writer.' So general all-round twat

Lisa Maffia - Lisa Maffia (born 16 June 1979, South London) is an Black-Italian British model, presenter, writer, songwriter, singer-songwriter, and musician who originally came to the public's attention as the main female member of So Solid Crew. Ditto.

Mica Paris - Mica Paris (born Michelle Wallen on April 27, 1969 in London) is an English singer (chiefly soul music), radio and television presenter, and occasional actress. So primarily a singing twat

Michelle Marsh - Michelle Marsh (born 30 September 1982) is an English glamour model noted for her large, natural breasts. Well what an acomplishment, twat.

Lisa Scott-Lee - Lisa Michelle Scott-Lee (born 5 November 1975 in St Asaph, Denbighshire, Wales) and grew up in Rhuddlan. She is a Welsh singer and a graduate of the Italia Conti Academy stage school, who is best known for her five years with one of the most successful UK pop groups of all time, Steps. Talk about embellisment on the last part - basically a twat who loves to be in 'reality shows'.

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 22:51
by Scorpio
Excellent Richard i just love your humour!

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PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 23:02
by Darren Wheeler
Is it possible for something to get minus viewing figures?

All those twats - should this have Cert-18 and require a PIN to watch it?

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 23:14
by Tinkerbelle
Have read the whole thread and can't match a single name to the word 'celeb' [:w]

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 23:23
by Tinkerbelle
Originally posted by RichardMannion

Kenzie - James MacKenzie (born January 6, 1986), better known as Kenzie or MC Kenzie, is a British rapper and former member of 10-piece UK pop-rap band Blazin' Squad. He was briefly romantically linked to glamour model Jodie Marsh. Wow what a track record, I remember him being on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and making the jug of water look like a member of Mensa - dim twat.


And a clip of one of those memorable moments on Never Mind the Buzzocks!

PostPosted: 28 Aug 2008, 23:44
by HighFlyer
Originally posted by Tinkerbelle
And a clip of one of those memorable moments on Never Mind the Buzzocks!


LOL Thanks Tinks [y] He was very funny in that episode, but in a 'laughing at him' rather than with him way. [:)]

Thanks,
Sarah

PostPosted: 29 Aug 2008, 22:06
by Tinkerbelle
Have just seen a new advert for this on ITV2 - looks even worse than imagined!