V-Flyer

This would never happen on Virgin (or be reported [:w])

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8257268.stm

Disgusting [;)]

I saw it yesterday and resisted posting.

Just shows that not all bad behaviour on aeroplanes is caused by stag and hen parties and chavs.

quote:Originally posted by tontybear
I saw it yesterday and resisted posting.

Just shows that not all bad behaviour on aeroplanes is caused by stag and hen parties and chavs.

and V-Flyer parties [:w]

I do hope that the girlfriend of the bloke doing the fondling told him to sling his hook.

She should have used LH!

quote:Originally posted by hackneyguy
and V-Flyer parties [:w]


I am sure that the mini party bus will be a model of decorum !

Well with no Decker on board for a lively bar discussion on the finer points of ...... well I can't put it here - we need to rely on Dean bringing on some of his merchandise which is guaranteed to cause histerics amongst the crew . . . .

Just a shame there is no Tanquarey on board - sparkling water for me !

OOOh Ian, how Disgusting indeed [}:)]...

quote:Originally posted by hackneyguy
- we need to rely on Dean bringing on some of his merchandise which is guaranteed to cause histerics amongst the crew . . . .



am most intrigued about this 'merchandise' ! [?][?]

In-flight fondling? Shocking! However, I'm a little curious: what level of Frequent Flyer does one need to be to avail oneself of this service...?

And now you can get away with this if you suffer from sleep deprivation!

Better edit out the 'Drunk' in the title [:w]

'"Sleep deprivation?' Who doesn't have sleep deprivation on a long haul flight?"

quote:Originally posted by tontybear
quote:Originally posted by hackneyguy
- we need to rely on Dean bringing on some of his merchandise which is guaranteed to cause histerics amongst the crew . . . .



am most intrigued about this 'merchandise' ! [?][?]


Blatant plug

quote:Originally posted by Darren Wheeler
quote:Originally posted by tontybear
quote:Originally posted by hackneyguy
- we need to rely on Dean bringing on some of his merchandise which is guaranteed to cause histerics amongst the crew . . . .



am most intrigued about this 'merchandise' ! [?][?]


Blatant plug


Bathroom fittings>[;)]

Shocking !

and to think Darren I did it by PM to tonty - now you have outed Dean !

and to think Darren I did it by PM to tonty - now you have outed Dean !

Why does this always happen on flights on which I am not a passenger?[?]

Who says it doesn't...

I am SURE I would have noticed if I had been fondled.....well apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]

quote:Originally posted by HWVlover
apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]


Classic ! [oo]

quote:Originally posted by HWVlover
I am SURE I would have noticed if I had been fondled.....well apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]


a fondle is a fondle ! take 'em when they are available ! [:X][:X]

quote:Originally posted by HWVlover
I am SURE I would have noticed if I had been fondled.....well apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]


Rosa Kleb again eh?

Did you notice her moustache or were you enjoying it too much?[:D]

quote:Originally posted by HWVlover
I am SURE I would have noticed if I had been fondled.....well apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]


I heard Marc Almond on the radio talking about doing a British Council tour of Russia and finding the in flight service consisted of a share of a Mars Bar and being...ahem...[:I]..serviced in the seats to the rear of the aircraft.