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Bird Strike!

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 11:32
by carter
Amazing picture in today's Daily Mail of bird strike at Dusseldorf airport

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... e-off.html

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 12:13
by Decker
Oh I'm disappointed... I was expected an article on chirping to rule.... I'll get my coat...

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 13:47
by Darren Wheeler
That'll teach 'em.

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 13:54
by DMetters-Bone
Roasted bird anyone?

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 13:57
by Slipperman
quote:Originally posted by DMetters-Bone
Roasted bird anyone?


Portions would be a bit small and very crispy [:$]

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 14:03
by DMetters-Bone
quote:Originally posted by Slipperman
quote:Originally posted by DMetters-Bone
Roasted bird anyone?


Portions would be a bit small and very crispy [:$]


Yes I should of said, shredded, cripsy bird (inc feathers!)

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 14:23
by Darren Wheeler
I bet the passengers all sat there sniffing going 'Roast chicken. Mmmmm'

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 15:46
by Scrooge
A flock of starlings 'almost brings the plane down, err no, not even close, a flock of geese, yeah sure, that's been proven, a flock of chickens, you have bigger problems...but starlings, nope not going to happen, the CFM's will spit them out without an issue, the plane will land again, be removed from service, the engine will be boroscoped to check for any damage and then be put back into service.

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 15:59
by Slipperman
quote:Originally posted by Scrooge
A flock of starlings 'almost brings the plane down, err no, not even close, a flock of geese, yeah sure, that's been proven, a flock of chickens, you have bigger problems...but starlings, nope not going to happen, the CFM's will spit them out without an issue, the plane will land again, be removed from service, the engine will be boroscoped to check for any damage and then be put back into service.


Yeah, silly Daily Mail. It should be murmuration of starlings.

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 17:23
by n/a
If birds have the right to strike, what's next? Dogs? Cats? I don't at all relish negotiating with me budgie.

Socialism takes another fearful step forward...

GJ

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 17:25
by slinky09
quote:Originally posted by Slipperman
quote:Originally posted by DMetters-Bone
Roasted bird anyone?


Portions would be a bit small and very crispy [:$]


That'll be VS in flight catering then - as they said, going green and recycling to beat that landfill target the crew always chirp on about before disembarking.

Oh, and I can't believe I clicked a link to the Daily Heil Web site [:(][:#].

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 17:53
by n/a
What has me scratching my head the most is how a German airline could name themselves Germania.

GJ

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 21:20
by mcuth
quote:Originally posted by carter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... e-off.html

Ok, is it only my dirty mind, or did anyone else really chuckle at the way that URL is formed? [;)][:o)]

Cheers
Michael

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 21:29
by honey lamb
quote:Originally posted by mcuth
quote:Originally posted by carter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... e-off.html

Ok, is it only my dirty mind, or did anyone else really chuckle at the way that URL is formed? [;)][:o)]

Cheers
Michael

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I never noticed that. [:o)]

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 21:39
by Tinkerbelle
quote:Originally posted by mcuth
quote:Originally posted by carter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... e-off.html

Ok, is it only my dirty mind, or did anyone else really chuckle at the way that URL is formed? [;)][:o)]

Cheers
Michael


Very good! [:p]

PostPosted: 30 Sep 2009, 22:08
by buns
All I will say is that the earlier 'editions' of the web page stated that the pitot tubes in the close up picture were actual birds striking the aircraft[:0]

Good Ole' Daily Mail investigative reporting strikes once again[}:)]

buns