V-Flyer

Mine is Online Check-in is now open - although for the outbound flight only!

Mine is "the seatbelt sign has now been turned on for landing!"

Mine is:

"Thank you for flying with us and we look forward to you travelling with us again"

buns

Mine is

"Morning Sir, can I get you a glass Bucks Fizz or Champagne"



David

mine's "Beep,Beep" at the gate followed "Congratulations Mr DA, you've been upgraded".

"Lovely to see you again Mr Wheeler"

"A mojito? Certainly sir"

"We're just setting the bar up now"

"Your Cowshed appointment is for 9"

So many to choose from.

Mine is

"Ah, seat 12A, turn left and all the wat to the very front"

closely followed by

"can I get you a glass of champagne"

"Can I have the Beef?".."yes you can we have one left"

Neil wrote:
"can I get you a glass of champagne"

can only be bettered by

can I get you ANOTHER glass of champagne sir?

"Sorry, the bar is for Upper Class passengers. Please return to your economy seat upstairs." :w

The temperature in Grenada (or Barbados or St Lucia or Antigua or Jamaica etc etc) is 35 degrees celsius.

"Welcome on board, Mr. Mannion. So good to see you again. Seat 7D? Ah, yes, you'll find that between the bassinet with the teething baby, and the toddler with a family bag of Maltesers and a weak stomach..."

or

"This is your Captain speaking. I'm afraid I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is, our engines are all out and we're plummeting toward the ground with no hope of regaining control. The good news is, it looks like we're going to hit Hull".

My favourite of all time, years ago, I was 17 I believe on my own sitting smugly in the upstairs premium exit row, the stewardess came over, explained I was in the wrong seat and before I had a chance to get annoyed said "I'm terribly sorry siir but were going to have to move you to upper class". Haven't looked back since...

mdvipond wrote:This is your Captain speaking. I'm afraid I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is, our engines are all out and we're plummeting toward the ground with no hope of regaining control. The good news is, it looks like we're going to hit Hull".

"And in the meantime, please sit back and enjoy a set of 80's classics by our resident pianomeister, Mr Mdvipond..."

pjh wrote:

mdvipond wrote:This is your Captain speaking. I'm afraid I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is, our engines are all out and we're plummeting toward the ground with no hope of regaining control. The good news is, it looks like we're going to hit Hull".

"And in the meantime, please sit back and enjoy a set of 80's classics by our resident pianomeister, Mr Mdvipond..."

We just found a bottle of T10 ! Unfortunatly we have no limes but we will credit your FC accounts with 1,000 miles in compensation.

"I would like to ask our Upper Class passengers and Gold Card members to come forward for boarding"

As you are the only customer requesting a Cowshed treatment today let me get you a glass of champagne and stay as long as you want. y)

...ah, Mr Vizbiz, may I have your boarding card please, I need to give you a new one...

Mine was "Mr and Mrs Bevan, would you come with me please we have seats for you downstairs".

What made this so special was that we had managed to get the first row in PE on the upper deck behind the UC cabin only to find another couple in our seats, we had taken the starboard side but, for some unknown reason this couple had decided they wanted these seats rather than the two opposite.

I remember the woman was particularly loud and annoying, anyhow we decided not to make a fuss and took their seats, they were still at the front of PE and had the extra leg room so it made little difference to us. This woman became rather smug when she realised we were going to take her seats, that was until the stewardess uttered those words, wiped the smile right off her face and it was priceless.