V-Flyer

Dogs:-
BA would be a ST Bernard - big and dopy, but occasionally does nice things
Ryanair would be a Jack Russell - looks really good, but bites you every time you turn your back.

Cars:-
BMI would be a Jaguar - once great, but now in decline
Air France would be a Toyota - usually reliable, but can have fatal faults

Celebs:
VS would be Ben elton - can be great, but is known to disappoint sometimes
...

Well, you get the idea, and can probably come up wit loads of others...musicians, high street stores, politicians...?

Concorde RIP wrote:Cars:-
BMI would be a Jaguar - once great, but now in decline

Well that depends who you ask, I prefer the latest Jags from the older models, and if you look financially at the latest results from Jaguar Land Rover:
Net debt is down 85% from 2010
Retail Volume Sales is up 16% for the same period
Wholesale Volume Sales is up 26% from 2010-2011
Net Income before tax is £1,115M up from £51M
Source: http://www.jaguarlandrover.com/pdf/Inve ... FY2011.pdf

You can probably see I'm a jaguar man.

But before this turns into a car debate,

Celebs:
Ryanair = Katie Price/Jordan, Has its fair share of fans but is generally hated and is known to be Cheap.

V.clever Concorde


Reminds me of he old days when Airline staff had their own words for the airline abbreviations :w
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