VS044 LAS-LGW 9 Jan 07 (Upper)

This is a Trip Report from the Upper Class cabin
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Did olci the night before no problems, due to having to vacate our fab room at the Luxor ( 19th floor East tower overlooking runway )
we arrived at the airport very early. They let us check in our bags straight away and were very polite and chatty.
Had a ciggie or two before charging up my nicorette inhaler and up to the lounge, I found the lounge very nice and calm, the ladies in there were very sweet and attentive, must say having to buzz the door for entry gave me a bit of a buzz as well.
Went to the duty free shop which looked quite empty on the shelves, but managed to get a few bottles of smelly.
People started to queue at the UCS/Gold card/PE sign, to my complete suprize a scottish couple breezed past us all and demanded to be let on first cause they were Upper, first time I ever saw an Upper passenger actually 'push in' front of the other Upper ones. I didn't say anything but the lady at the gate checking the tickets just gave me a wry smile, clearly she was thinking the same as me.
Off we went, we could see the scottish couple almost sprinting on to the plane, I sent him indoors down whilst I got my duty free stuff, telling him to make sure we got our stuff in the overhead because I couldn't think what other reason an upper passenger would want to push in for. Arrived at the plane door to be very loudly welcomed aboard 'Hellllllloooo Mr.Sunley', er Hi said I.
The Scotts where ensconced in 6a/6k demanding extra pillows ( for their feet[:0] ), they were given one extra from an empty suite, then they were demanding extra quilts and get me a drink now please.
I was pleased to note that the race to board was for pillows and not the overhead, Steve as instructed had claimed it anyway.
The Suite was a bit battered, but clean and functional, I was relieved not to see any plastic ties on the seatbelt. I have learned with VA if anythings going to go wrong its gonna be on the way home, not this time though.
I nabbed a couple of sleep suites, mine to wear and Steves to use as an extra pillow, I rolled my quilt up to use as an extra one.
I was given no less than three bucks fizz and was already beginning to get squiffy.
A crew member came round with this flights version of an amenity kit, this was the one that would usually be given to PE pax on the inbound.
Profuse apologies were given to each person for the lack of UCS packs.
Flight was a little late and then FSM came and personally apologised about the delay and the kit, I said it was fine and much better than a cardboard envelope, those little plastic zip things are perfect for putting stuff in when your in Orlando and want to keep stuff dry on wet rides. She then went on to say how embarrased she was about hose and the new kits would soon be available AND would include Molton Brown stuff. She also said there were some improvements planned for UCS but could say no more.
The cabin crew were fantastic, one especially ( who was clearly on our bus so to speak ) absolutely hilarious all the way, he had us in stitches with his quips and jokes and made sure our every whim was catered for, it got to the point where we couldn't even look at each other without laughing. He was actually the perfect example of the image Virgin is known for ( even if its not always present today ) professional. quirky fun and polite.
The food was just average in my view acceptable and nothing wrong with it, but nothing to get exited about either.
Once again as with the flight out I got the impression that we were given more attention from the cabin crew than was usual, which was nice, though the many drinks refils left us both very typsy. More brandy sir, yup there ya go.
It was a bumby ride most of the way but I managed to keep most of the brandy in the glass.
I thought the films were a bit crap personally, but I was very proud to unpack my new QC3's, the two people opposite had them too, and knowing looks were exchanged. Steve had to use the ones onboard, although this was the first time that I have seen solid headphones handed out which appeared to be noise cancelling themselves ( not as good as mine though lol ).
I was once again hacked off with PE pax hogging the loo's, though did notice the FSM closing the curtains more often, and on one occaision blocking the way so a UCS passenger could get in first.
I think I slept for 3 hours of the flight, possibly a result of half a bottle of brandy, to be honest I don't find the bed very comfortable at all, it is like sleeping on the floor and I think you need to be squiffy not to notice it.
The two Scotts where very condescending to the crew all the way, they handled it with charm though. Having had one of their spotlights shining in my face for an hour I decided to politely ask him to angle it down a bit ( spotlights give me migraine ) given that it was clear he wasn't actually using it I thought it would be alright to ask. As it happened he was ok with it, but his wife in 6a tutted and was clearly not impressed I had dared to ask.
At the end of the day this flight was quite frankly brillient, I made sure to vote for the cabin crew members that amused me so much.