VS401 DXB-LHR 29 Apr 07 (PE)

This is a Trip Report from the Premium Economy cabin
Ground Staff
Food & Drink
Entertainment
Seat
Cabin Crew
Checked in online the night before however we couldn't get 2 seats together so had to wait till the morning, Got there nice and early about 0700 to no queues and a very helpful lady allocated us 2 bulkhead seats together on the window (18HK i think) Off to get some breakfast then stocked up on duty free. Boarding was on time and priority was in force with a separate bus for PE UC & AU members[:D].
We were just settling in to the seats when i noticed a seating issue arising back in the cabin and I knew what was going to happen next! The ground staff came on and informed me that I would have to move as there was a lady who NEEDED to have a window seat. She had been allocated an aisle seat so rather than sitting there and asking a crew member to relocate her she decided just to take someone else's seat! Now as most of you probably know i'm VS crew so we are expected to be flexible when on staff travel which is fine as we do travel at a reduced rate so i simply asked the woman if she would consider the isle seat as there were 2 of us travelling together and we were now on opposite aisles and ends of the cabin. This woman was having none of it though and said that she HAD to have a window as she wanted to work (not sure why that matters[?]. Anyway i promptly said that's fine have the seat its just that any reasonable person would have stayed where they were if they were separating people for no good reason. Anyway. we were seated and waiting for the welcome drinks.
At this point i thought well at least were in PE which i was grateful for so settled down a bit. I now have to say that the crew on this flight with one or 2 exceptions were awful. the worst i have ever come across, and i was thoroughly embarrassed that i work for the same company.
To cut a long story short here are the bad points...
welcome drinks consisted of a tray with OJ and one 1/4 filled glass of champagne thrust in front of me without a word being said my mate wasn't even offered a drink!
No Newspaper service
Y kits were delivered rather than PE
No menus issued
Only 1 crew member by herself serving both isles - which is never ment to happen!
only 1 drinks round offered (a 2nd should be offered in PE)
I was asked what i want to eat and said i didn't know as there were no menus! was told oh hang on i need to look and see what it is by the FSM who was mow helping out in PE then told Fish of Veg with no description of what it might consist off! was then given a Y chicken with no explanation!
There was no warm bread offered. (or bread at all for that matter!)
The person next to me asked for juice with there meal as was given a sigh told she would have to wait.
2nd wine & Water service was not done.
Ice creams offered were the Y ones (W get hagendaz on DXB) and were delivered from a box being passed of my head as she couldn't wait until the duty free service was completed so just got us to pass them along the aisle for her!
Ice creams were not cleared in.
Not a single OJ&water service carried out.
Duty free consisted of our 'dedicated' crew member saying duty free twice as she walked down the aisle - which everyone missed as they had headphones on!
The passengers seated next to me had major probs with Vport so i had to go and find a crew member to reset there screen as nobody went through the cabin! they never returned to check if it was working - it wasn't so I had to go to the galley and request DVD players for them. They said that I had been very helpful, yeh the person on their bloody holidays rather than the operating crew!
Afternoon tea started and could here the crew member saying ham salad or cheese salad. Now i know that you don't get ham in DXB and there is no way that it would be served on the flight! But just to prove myself right i picked the ham salad and then told the crew member that it was actually chicken. This was the CSS! who laughed and said oh yeh thats why everyone wanted cheese i forgot about them not eating pork - its a shame i was seated in the 2nd last row!
With the afternoon tea my mate had asked for juice instead of Tea/coffee well its not arrived yet!
By this point my Vport broke and i couldn't find anyone to reset it so i just went and did it myself!
Think that's about it really there was nothing good about the flight other that arriving on time! It was such an eye opener for me and i am aware that this was bad luck. What annoyed me more was that the people next to me were using VS for the first time and had previously been on EK and BA i wouldn't be back it i was them i just hope there inbound flight is a million times better at least it cant be any worse! The seating thing i understand as staff we are always being asked to move and i was pleased to be in PE at all but its more the person in question that annoyed me when she had no good reason for demanding a seat by the window, I know i wouldn't ever do this just her being a cow really - but as they say about karma and all that... my original seat had no TV - it was totally missing so i guess that serves her right, and there was no way that crew would have offered a DVD to her[:D] I would have complained about the service on the flight but as crew didn't really feel happy doing that but i wished someone else had!
Il do the outbound one shortly just had to rant for a bit about the return first! The outbound was v good though thankfully!! lemme know your thoughts im considering forwarding this to cabin services but not sure yet maybe i'll have a drink and get over it!