VS074 MCO-MAN 24 May 09 (PE)

This is a Trip Report from the Premium Economy cabin
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Wed over packed as usual and were gloating whilst we waded through flooded car parks in our assorted breathable wet weather gear, much to the envious glances of the poncho wearing masses. Between the two Sundays we saw 2 days of dry weather, with only the day of return involving sunshine.. gutted. However mini nh had a whale of a time (no pun intended).
Highlights being: Surprise Star Wars characters at Disney studios (Mrs. NH meeting the real Darth Maul, who ever he is, in full method acting style and make-up, apparently quite unnerving).
A fab long lingering dinner at the Cheesecake Factory in Millennia, as a way of avoiding the storms. Highly recommend the Tuna.
The new Manta ride at Seaworld, opened the week we were there, very impressive. [:o]
Before long the week drew to an end, and Sunday dawned on us with blue sky, typical! Mrs NH slung damp clothes into bags, whilst I was sent on a mission to the drive thru Starbucks (we need more of these!), debagged all the shopping, and dumped hand luggage with concierge whilst we nipped to Downtown Disney to remove the main cases.
Yet again another opportunity to entice silver card holders missed.. having to pay for the privilege. It saves a lot of hassle when traveling with ankle bitters and would think this could be a nice touch incentive to wave this charge to silver holders.
Check-in was painless, very chirpy lady and bit of a laugh and seats sorted. We keep one for check-in at MCO to allow the rest of the day split between downtown and back at the pool.
A pleasant swim, shower and change in to newly acquired Buzz light-year outfit and load car up to ditch back at Alamo. Uneventful and soon the automatic doors open into the VS check-in area. Oh my god, were back in those flash back scenes from a UN shelter food queue. Utter chaos, Y queue snakes round various z loops and disappears around the corner interspersed with lobster pink armed, freshly Reebokd individuals clambering out for a final smoke.[B)]
Found the UC/PE queue, which thankful was very short and moved well. The remaining bag discharged and big bag for pram taken, then off for a bite to eat and head to security, where I was expecting a slight delay due to my outfit and headgear.
No queues and passed through quickly except forgetting to remove DVD player from bag..oops, as yet again mrs nh gets carted off into the fish tank for her own take on a Damien Hurst exhibit whilst bag searched, much to my amusement. [}:)]
Delayed this move as long as we could, knowing the very limited facilities down at the gate. Head for duty free to stock up on Tanquary, however I appeared to the only one not taking up the 3-4-2 deal on L&B fags. US service yet again showing its decline with very slow check-out, only two tills open, over 20 mins before sorted.
Boarding then arrives, we get hurried along, pram removed, my space helmet stored in the hold and down the ramp. I queue for the Duty free whilst mrs & mini NH run off onto the a/c (ladybird) in anticipation of the now changed Somerfield cava.
PE was full, as was most of the rest of the a/c. we split across the aisle, mrs nh taking the short straw with mini nh to allow me some shut eye for the drive home on arrival. Id packed my collapsible sundial & divining rods in the case, so not much chance of anticipating the start of any of the movies, so slip off oversized antigravity boots, ipod and G&T seemed the order of the day.
This is where things start to go a bit Pete Tong;
Meal service, starts upstairs, gets just past the first exit point to row 76, they run out of Beef, so its fluorescent chicken sat on some baby puree or some weird veggie thing[n]
Dispensed underwhelming meal, with some red, and settle down with headphones, whilst mrs nh wrestles with the overtired beast. Its not till people settle down and go into recline, that you appreciate how knackered these cabins are. As seen from the posted pictures.
Mrs nh settled the beast, and got comfy whilst the seat back in front approached, stealth like, to a pre-crushing position against her legs. We call over CC who advise, well there is a fair bit of play in these seats and if you have a larger gentleman in the seat they will get more recline!! mini NHs on the other hand would not retain any recline---must feed her more burgers [:?]
I manage a few hrs nap, refresh with orange juice and coffee, note a very close KLM 747 out of the window just below, good to see VS pilots had opted for the higher octane fuel back at MCO as we leave them in our trial of shredded customer satisfaction slips.
Landing approaches and get organized, nothing major to note and taxi towards the gate, and just as the engines turn off, mini nh erupts into vomfeast[:$] ! so we are left upstairs as the rest depart clearing up the assorted messto be fair the CC guy helped out supplying quantities of towels, bags etc.. we finally force our way through the departing Y cabin, with some vigour, as they were not for letting us off the bottom step..
Turns out wed not missed much as then got stuck into mid Y queue for immigration, through to baggage reclaim, which still hadnt arrived- well at least half of the PE lot hadnt. So much for priority offloads. Pram this time sealed properly and waiting for us, tears of joy as the metre wide buzz helmet survives and quickly reinstalled on head to unnerve fellow pax [:o)].
Outside to glorious Manchester sunshine (typical), mine car arrives, load up and off across the hill, via M62 Costa coffee stop to avoid a detour on to some intercity train line [:I]
Letter is going into VS about these seats