VS024 LAX-LHR 15 Jul 09 (Upper)

This is a Trip Report from the Upper Class cabin
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I'd managed to get the hotel to give us a late check out on one of our rooms and we spent the last day down at Huntington beach catching the last bit of sunshine we'd see for a while. Having returned to the hotel we all showered threw the last bits into the cases and piled the bags into the SUV. Now I'd hired an 8 seater SUV (initially a Chrysler Alpen which had to be changed for a Dodge Durango on our second day because the alarms kept gong off and the central locking refused to operate)but it was still a squeeze (there were only 4 of us but we seemed to have acquired masses of stuff on our travels [:0]).
Car drop off was unproblematic but getting the cases/bags on and off the Dollar bus was a bit of an ordeal [}:)]. We were dropped off at the terminal and made our way to the UC check in which was busy with a large family who were obviously very unhappy about something. We were soon called over and began the process of checking in. Dragonbaby and the Bestfriend had pleaded to be spared the return journey at the back of the bus (BF having realised the error of her ways having turned down a cheap upgrade to PE on the way out) and I'd agreed with to the request with the proviso that it wasn't truly silly money. The check-in agent couldn't offer anything at all as there were a few spare seats in the Y cabin so those two were destined to stay where they were in 38H and K (DBs face was again a picture [:D] -yes the poor soul has had it far too easy for far too long).4 of our checked in bags were over 30kg (one being 31.9kg [:0])so this family is really going to notice the cut in UC allowance on any future trips (some of the weight is accounted for by car bits for three classic VWs that we have in the family and that I collect whilst in the US).
Boarding cards printed and ANZ lounge passes in hand we headed off to security.The check in agent said not to bother with Fasttrack as ordinary security was quiet so we did as advised. No problems here and on and upwards to the ANZ lounge.
The ANZ lounge at LAX is very much like the ANZ lounge at SYD (only smaller).Self service food and drink (nice NZ wines [:D]) as in SYD (although they did bring hot paninis round) and the staff were very obliging and helpful [y]. We sat by the windows (love those electric blinds [:)]) and passed a pleasant couple of hours before being advised by the concierge that the flight was boarding. I have to say that the lovely ANZ staff are not fazed by zelebs - there was at least one (that I knew) in the lounge and it was wonderful to see that there was no fawning (VS please take note).
We ambled down to the gate where there was absolute chaos [V].Priority boarding (UC and Au) was being called and those with the requisite cards moved forward (along with everyone else [V]) . The ground crew were quick to pluck those legitimately in line (UC and AU) and move them forward .At this point I was pushed rudely in the back with the accompanying phrase 'We're in first class - let us through'.Had I been feeling slightly less benevolent I'd have told the perpetrator that he was travelling on the wrong airline as VS don't have a first but as I wasn't I simply raised my boarding card with a saccharine smile and said 'just like us then'. Mr Zeleb from the lounge ( who was behind me) chortled and the perpetrator moved to the back of the UC/Au line with a face like thunder [:D].
Once on board (no greeting at the door by name) we were quickly ensconsed in 4+5K. DBs stupidly high and stupidly expensive Christian Laboutins (did I mention those ??[:w])) were safely stowed overhead and we waited for a drink and sleepsuits. And we waited. And waited. The other side of the cabin was a hive of activity- drinks... sleepsuits.... lots of staff fawning. It was fairly obvious that two of the passengers over there were VS crew ( the flight crew were in evidence and the cc were like like flies around horse manure ).I eventually stopped a passing crew member and asked for drinks and sleepsuits - this generated a terse reply that she was busy and she'd come back to us [V].Hello...these are your supposedly 'premium ' passengers [V].
Well, she did (eventually ) and we got the requested drink (singular) and suits. Mr Zeleb got to the loo before me (but had the decency to put the seat down if he used it [y]) and was totally undemanding for the journey home (straight to bed).
We were late departing but the captain announced that he hoped to make up for the delay.We pushed back and following a speedy taxi were airbourne. The FSM brought the extras basket around and as there was no T10 (RIP) I had a Bloody Mary before dinner.
Dinner was served quickly in the rest of the cabin , but not for us (don't know why?????)- I opted for the soup (cold [:$]),steak (tough and cold) and was a bit miffed that the cc refused to take my request for pud and cheese when she took my order ('I'll take it after your main'). Why????[V] The food was horrid (bar the cheese) - the main cabin lights were turned off when I was still sawing through my main [:(!]Sorry, but I don't like eating in the dark [:(!].
I watched the end of my film (some Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thomsom rubbish) and as there were no water/ juice rounds forthcoming (since the two glasses at dinner) I headed for the bar (MR DLs snoring was also too much to bear).
There I found each and every bar seat occupied by a unformed crew member (including the FSM) [V]. There was also a crew member behind the bar. Nobody moved to offer me a seat [V] ' we're having a mothers meeting' says the FSM. Now, I hadn't intended to stay but was so incensed that nobody had even made the effort to move that I muttered 'would someboby please move so I can sit down'.
Funnily enough they all did and a couple of them stayed and had a chat.The conversation comprised of them extolling VS's virtues ie the fab crews and great food and how dreadful BA were [:?] . Having quickly got bored I sought solace in a large bottle of good old H20 which I took and returned to my seat. Another mindless movie later I tried to get some sleep. Yet again the furnace temperature of the cabin prevented any meaningful rest, and after a few fitful hours I was wide awake. I wandered down the back where DB and BF were looking wide awake (and miserable [}:)])It's been a few years since DB last travelled in economy and the experience was pronounced as 'awful' (especially the food which both said was left untouched at dinner and breakfast).
I wandered back to my seat where breakfast was offered and accepted- underripe fruit salad and a hard cold bagel with a cup of Earl Grey (thank heaven for Earl Grey [:)]).
Breakfast was left uneaten (like dinner, but yet again no comment from the crew regarding the full plate being returned) and it was time to descend into LHR. Due to a mix up with the doors we were off virtually first.
A quick march to immigration found that both the IRIS machines were working- I took the left booth and Mr DL the right and we were both out in seconds.Down to baggage reclaim and after a short wait the bags were amongst the first out. DB (who can no longer use IRIS as she's under 18) and BF used the ordinary EU immigration channels (which were looking busy) and caught up with us just as we were retrieving the last bag from the luggage carousel.
As the VS24 arrives in the afternoon there was no Revivals to enjoy (and I have enjoyed every visit in the past) so the people carrier we had booked collected us and returned us to the Sheraton Skyline where we collected the car and were home 3 hours later.
This was my 3rd return UC trip in the last year.I'm a leisure traveller so the cash/miles comes from my own pocket.There seems to be a slow progressive decline in standards (possibly compounded by reduced crew numbers) and it's not got any better on the food front. Yes I know the LHR CH is fab but it doesn't compensate for all the less than great things once onboard.
Once I've used up my current stash of miles who knows - the reports from BA seem to be pretty good of late (particularly the food).
DL