VS009 LHR-JFK 07 Jan 10 (PE)

This is a Trip Report from the Premium Economy cabin
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UC security line was empty, so we were quickly through, the only interesting thing was that they actually tested (somehow) the liquids in my ziploc - I read somewhere about a DHS call for machines that can perform these tests through bottles maybe LHR already has them? Nobody at passport control which made me think that we were going to have some fun later!
Went through to the lounge very quickly. Next stop cowshed, another person approached a couple of seconds before me (he was on a flight that had been canceled the day before) and managed to get the last haircut slot. However both my companion and I managed to get a treatment so no real complaints.
The lounge was the busiest I've ever seen it, however managed to get the attention of one of the waiters who supplied me with the required champagne and made sure it was kept topped up as the afternoon wore on. Had my usual burger which was up to par, and took some pork pie halves to munch on during the flight. The made my trip over to the sweetie bar which is coming back after an abysmal couple of months (at one point all they seemed to have were the little mints they give you on the plane). I saw **** there who I normally see over in revivals so that was a pleasant surprise and it was good to spend a few minutes catching up with her.
The flight was delayed by an hour or so which was no real trauma and they had the sense to keep us in the lounge. We arrived just as they were completing the secondary screening for the majority of pax. That screening also seemed pretty random as neither I nor my companion were selected for secondary although the passport check was done here... Straight on to the plane and someone sitting in my seat soon solved, he said sorry he thought everyone had got on.
The pilot apologized for the delay explaining that the immigration officers were very overstretched (On this note I'm not really sure how having them go from gate to gate patting people down and doing a secondary search is different from them doing a pat down check before entry into the secure area but I'm sure someone can explain the logic). He then said we'd have to wait half an hour for the de-icer. With that I went to the bathroom to wash up and brush my teeth. Seems we jumped the de-icing line and as I returned to my seat the pilot said we would be pushing back in a few minutes. With that I pretty much went to sleep.
Watched a film everything worked fine but for the life of me I can't remember what the film was. Didn't really eat on the flight apart from the pork pies which were very good. The flight was pretty smooth as far as I recall with no additional security measures. The cabin crew were very competent, attentive when they needed to be and left me alone to sleep.
A tip that I find useful for duty free is to just jot your passport number and the product code onto the back of your boarding pass and give it to whoever is running the duty free (sometimes they'll take your credit card sometimes they don't want the responsibility) that way if you're asleep they can run it through and you can sign it when you wake up.
Landed in to JFK an hour or so late which meant that we hit my worst nightmare a plane from somewhere in the Caribbean (possibly from St Lucia) that always seems to land around 8pm. Passport control took about an hour. (US line) and the bags had been lifted off the carousel and were waiting, judging by the number of bags left not many people had made it out (a klm flight had also deplaned about the same time as us so the non us line was much worse). Out, straight into a car and back to Manhattan in about 40 minutes or so.
All in all a good flight considering the conditions both security and weather.