VS075 MAN-MCO 22 MAR 10 (Upper Class)

This is a Trip Report from the Upper Class cabin
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We arrived at Manchester around 3hrs prior to departure,there were long queues at all desks except Upper. We were checked in quickly and efficiently given our lounge passes and fasttrack security and we were on our way, in fact we were checked in and in the lounge in less than 10 minutes.
The Escape lounge at Man was half full,and we had some coffee, fruit and toast ect and waited for our boarding time.
We headed down to the gate and was confronted by at least 200 pax queueing for the secondary security screen, I went to the front and asked is there a priority boarding line and was told NO!!!. We ended up being the last to arrive in Upper.
Once on board we waited around 10 minutes for anyone to even acknowledge us or offer us a pre flight drink. The seat was really dirty with crumbs and a few unsightly dark hairs in the drinks tray, i ended up cleaning it all off with my hot towel.
Once we were in the air the crew came round for drinks,and food orders. I ordered a G+T with lots of ice, the FSM came round to introduce herself but she seemed just to be going through the motions, not bad, but not really freindly.My drink was finally delivered nearly 1 hour into the flight with no ice as requested, or maybe it had melted as it had been waiting so long to get to me. The food was OK i had the lamb pie which was a small portion but quite tasty, my wife had the fish which she didnt like, too dry. after that the service was mediocre really, most pax were going to the bar to help themselves to drinks. When I went to the bar there was no mixers out for the gin so I opened up one of the drawers and was getting one out when the CC came in and told me " You cannot do that sir,I will get it for you" consider myself told off!! Landed at MCO on time, bags were off first with the crews. Overall a disspointing UCS experience,

Danny