VS020 SFO-LHR 21 APR 11 (Upper Class)

This is a Trip Report from the Upper Class cabin
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So, I'll begin. Firstly I am surprised that I can stay awake at 6.30 on a Sunday afternoon, this last week was San Francisco, last week was Washington, and tomorrow would you believe it I fly back to San Francisco. Why come home for three days to return you may ask, well my answer at least is that it's worth it to spend time with the #1 and the dogs, especially in glorious weather, and who's going to cut the grass if I don't?
Leaving London on Monday for a two day customer workshop in Burlingame (what a lovely town, just south of SFO, with an Apple Store that had a queue even there every morning for new iPads!), I returned on Thursday on the VS20. Anyone who does it knows that facilitating workshops with ten people, being on your feet for 8 hrs, thinking quickly, leading people to conclusions they didn't have, and then socializing into the evening is hard work. So with some glee I arrived at SFO at 4 pm on Thursday, headed up to the loos by the clubhouse to change into civvies, checked in, and then parked my ass in a chair by the bar overlooking the taxiways.
The clubhouse staff were lovely, I asked for a martini


Called as we were to board just after 6 pm (now that VS has mysteriously moved the SF flights around), I headed out, down to security, realized I was about to be radiated again in those horrid machines, but that was alleviated by just about the most lovely TSA lady I've ever met, and security was dispatched with in just a few minutes.
And so to the gate, and why is it that VS chooses the most distant gates at all the airports it flies to? Dual airbridges, PE called just before I arrived so a short queue then on board Tinkerbelle and into 19A (that and 19K my favourite seats when travelling alone).
No welcome on board, no name recognition, but safely ensconced in my seat, champers in hand, I start to relax for the journey. Here's the first negative - many comment that Au's should get some sort of recognition on boarding or after, well I'm a UNIQ (longer story) and so way above Au, but not once did any CC say anything. I feel like a putz for saying so, but usually I get very well chatted to because of my VS flying status, but on this flight I could have been Joe Bloggs. Great result VS.
Leaving the gate on time, taxiing to the long runway where VS usually lands, take-off is very quick and we're up in 20s or so and off home. The seat belts signs are off quickly, VPort comes on after to long, and I have some emails to do before I can relax so I request my dinner later than it is planned. Can't recall the red this time, I think the Minervois, which is good

There are several PAs, but no one can hear any of them, the FSM particularly who sounded like he cound't be bothered and barely walked through the cabin afterwards.
So, working away, the trays come out for most people then my CC arrives and leaves the tray on my ottoman while I am working, a reminder is necessary that I asked to dine later.
When I do finish work I ask for my dinner, no problem says the FSM as he tops up my champagne, it'll be 30 minutes ... 60 minutes later I have nothing, we're in turbulence so I use my call bell, eight or ten pings over thirty minutes results in no response from any CC until the last one does and a hurried apology kick starts my dinner preparation. And the food frankly is boring, the salmon starter is passable, the tortellini comes baked solid (I just can't face another steak pie with cherry tomatoes in gravy

The rest of the flight passes quickly and unremarkably, we have a short wait to enter the cul de sac at LHR and arrive 10 mins or so after scheduled. Bag comes off about #20 and Tristar waiting.
So, just an unremarkable flight let down by the FSM really.
PS I tried to watch Inception but was boggled, and on a 9" screen it doesn't work, what IS it all about
