VS072 MCO-GLA 21 MAY 11 (Premium Economy)

This is a Trip Report from the Premium Economy cabin
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Check in at Orlando was busy. PE check in though had no line so we were straight to the front. Love it! Painless check in process with the only surprise being our seat allocation had changed from 22 A and C to 18 A and C which are the bulk head seats. Having had a good nosey on the flight out at the general layout of the PE cabin we had noted the frankly ridiculous amount of leg room allocated at 18 A and C. So we were tickled to have these seats on the way home!
Again the terminal was hooching! Thats a good scots word for busy. It seemed like there were a lot more kids going round at the terminal than I'd noticed on the way out? We grabbed some lunch at Outback and soon it was time for boarding. Again it was very nice to walk past a big crowd and onto the aircraft leaving a morass behind!
In contrast to the outbound flight, the cabin was full this time and also in contrast our seat area was filthy! Thank god for wet wipes. I've never had such an experience before and didn't expect to get it in PE in Virgin. When the CC noticed me wiping my seat and area down he just sort of smiled and said "thats what passes for clean in the US" It wasn't just a little grubby it was like someone had thrown soup around! The carpet hadn't been hoovered and there was paper and wrappers stuffed in the side of my seat! When we later took our TV's out of their storage areas the screens were filthy and the arms they sat on sticky and covered in what looked like lentil soup! Nice! My TV arm also was already busted in a manner similar to Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman trying to make her opera glasses work, I couldn't get the TV to stop falling down until I jemmied my boarding pass into the joint to jam it in place!
There was an atrocious atmosphere in the cabin a combination of not enough over head storage that nearly caused fisticuffs with two couples behind us (not with us thankfully!) and a general grumbling about where people had been seated. There were no less than 5 couples complaining to the cabin crew about their seating allocations! One chap went on for a good 20 minutes arguing the toss and I thought he was going to get punted off the aircraft if he didn't calm it down! It wasn't an auspiscious start to the flight!
And it didn't improve any! Shortly after we reached cruising altitude the cabin crew came and plastered a sign on the bulk head in front of us, written on a napkin and taped on with yellow and black hazard tape saying "toilets to the rear of the premium cabin" Wait what? The perfectly serviceable toilet behind the galley at the front of PE cabin not in use? When the drinks service came shortly after, my husband politely asked if the toilet was not working. "no" we were told "its fine, its just its a design fault with the aircraft that the toilets there" "its too close to the cockpit" Yeah, right missus!!! I refuse to believe that Virgin let an aircraft come to market with a "design fault" They just didn't want passengers up by the galley where they promptly spent most of the flight! So that general drinks sevice that came just after take off, that was the last drinks service of the flight!
The food came shortly after our drinks had been cleared and I fully expected the offer of another drink! Not so! They offered wine and water - a thimble full of water at that! Thats what accompanied my dinner! I chose beef stroganoff. They forgot my stroganoff. There was precisely three chunks of beef, and noodles and peas and carrots! Bleugh!

The rest of the flight was non descript. Nightime flights are never great. We had all the useless and pointless leg room and it was almost uncomfortable! I really missed the foot rest. They issued us with these purple pleather wedge things that were no use to man nor beast! They were smooth on the base and would slide away from you! Could have used a rubber base so they didn't slip! Take note Virgin! We were offered tea and coffee and when my husband said yes, the CC ignored him and kept on walking past him, inanely offering tea or coffee! We were offered water and orange juice through the night, but no body collected any empty glasses. I had by the end 4 empty glasses that belonged to just me! My husband was snoring his fool head off oblivious! There was never a final rubbish collection before landing infact and when we were descending my husband was holding an empty water bottle and a bunch of rubbish and empty glasses slid through the cabin landing at our bulk head location! Pretty shoddy! Again the entertainment was turned off about an hour before landing but I didn't get suckered into not seeing the end of a film this time!

So all in all it wasn't a very nice return flight! We were off the aircraft almost first, some economy passengers had managed to shove past and we were barely into the terminal and some kerfuffle ensued! I'm thinking lack of nicotine might have been involved or maybe lack of sleep, but what ever it was, it wasn't classy and it wasn't really necessary!
Our bags were off first as promised and we were through the terminal and out to the car park in no time! Minutes later on the M8 and on our way home!
If this had been my only experience of Virgin and the PE cabin, I would never book it again! Rubbish food, shoddy cabin crew and an uncomfie seating position due to TOO much leg room!