VS028 MCO-LGW 22 AUG 12 (Premium Economy)

This is a Trip Report from the Premium Economy cabin
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Having tried OLCI the night before and it failing to find my children on the booking it took another three attempts and 14 hours later before it finally decided to work. Having got one of the refitted 747's out I was amazed to see that we were going to be traveling back on one of the new 2 cabin A330's. Interesting times I thought.
Journey to MCO was very quick, only 20min to the car rental return. The short walk to the ticketing area was smooth. Once there it seemed busy, a quick turn on my heals revealed a very empty Upper Class check-in area, forward march.
Whilst dropping my bags I explained to the check-in staff that due to the OLCI errors we have been given a split party with my 12 year old son a row in front and that I wished that we could have a 2x2 seating arrangement so that both my children were with a parent. Her reply was very short, "There are no seats" at which point she turned the display to show my a full PE. Whilst I fully understand full is full I myself have been moved from the seat I have chosen due to people wanting to be together, more could have been done here I think. She then went on to ask me if I wanted $13 of food vouchers instead of lounge access - That, for me anyway, was a first. Not a great start from my favorite airline!!
A quick trip on the shuttle and we arrived at the Delta SkyClub Lounge. Fairly busy and this lounge always disappoints me. I think it could so much more. Food was nuts and chips with some processed cheese, the bar is full service though. Some of the cable TV's seems to be out and if I remember the last time I was there the same TV sets were out of service.
Flight was called and we were escorted to the aircraft by a member of the VS ground staff. The conversation led to her "new" shoes and how she would love to able to wear flats and that VS are very hot on the correct footwear.
Once on board we sat in our seats 26D, 26F and 26G. The first thing we noticed was the heat. It was boiling, this fact was hammered home when the CC greeting pax were complaining about how hot it was. After 20 mins of this the captain came over the tanoy to explain that they have issues with the A/C when the engines are not running. They are new aircraft right??? True to his word once we stated to taxi the temp started to drop to a much better level. Taxi time was short and we took off at the advertised time.
I am far from an expert but the new 330's seem to be a lot, or seem, a lot smaller than other VS aircraft. To me, it has a feeling of being cramped. The PE seats also seem hard. I had a numb backside after about 45 min and this is where, unfortunately, the flight started to became the worse flight I have ever had with VS.
In our assigned seats you can hear (loudly) the service buzzer and as the staff use this more than the pax's this was going off every 5 mins - doze off "bing, bing". No sleep for me, wife or two kids makes a very moody family!! On top of that noise we had the CC talking - On these 330's the crew seem to sit and chat (as well as discuss issues with other pax!!!) in area next to the galley. Not sure if the engines are loud but all their conversations were easily heard, word for word.
Meal service was of a standard PE fare, had better and had so much worse.It was also rushed on one side of the aircraft to the point where a member of CC tried to take my wife's meal from her before she had even started on her pudding. When I made a comment I was made to feel I was being a pain but on my side of the aircraft all was good.
I must also point out the good points though it couldn't save the flight in my eyes. I did get a "Welcome back" from the FSM, no champers but with no UC there may not have been any. The rest of the CC were very good. One guy made a point of checking on some very nervous flyers in PE every 30 min and when we had a few bumps - well done.
IFE - What a great system with the handset as well as the display in PE and UC. The ability to split the SkyMap on the handset display whilst playing a game / watching TV is very cool.
We Landed on time, immigration was easy. priority baggage seemed to be in effect apart from only two of our three bags came out quickly. The last one was one of the last ones off!!
I think all in all this shows a bad aircraft fit out and how a few bad members of CC can make a bad flight so much worse.
If I had been on a older style aircraft I think my mood on board would not have been so good!! A save for the new IFE!!
Oh - and avoid those seats!!!!!