V-Flyer

Just in one of those moods today - let's hear about what things annoy you at the moment -
For myself -

1) 'Youths' walking around with music playing via loudspeaker on their mobile phones - why bother?
2) Cyclists cycling on the pavement
3) People pressing the button on a pedestrian crossing repeatedly in the hope that will speed things up (and also the same behaviour for lifts)
4) People NOT pressing the button on a pedestrian crossing in the hope that for some reason the green man will appear.
5) Having to wait 30mins+ to get through to Flying Club
6) Not being able to search for L/S fares online

There are many others!

1. The Daily Mail
2. Journalists using the words "fury", "rage" and "beleaguered"
3. John Humphrys
4. People who park in "mother and child" spaces yet have no child to hand
5. People who can't be arsed to walk an extra fifty feet at the station and block exits in the cark park
6. Motorists who drive with their fog lights on in the rain
7. The M25
8. Gillian bl**dy McKeith
9. Jeremy Clarkson
10. Wailing wannabees on Pop Idol and the like
11. 24 hour rolling "news"

1. Big Brother
2. Big Brother
3. Big Brother
4. Big Brother

Enough said I hope....[n][V]

Repeatedly pressing buttons (as Andy said)
People who name-drop the word "organic"
Name dropping
Pretence

VS.

1. Compensation Lawyers. Leeches who exploit those with no self-responsibility.
2. That advert which talks about "Celebrity Prices".
3. Bobby Davro.
4. Spam email, spam mailing, spam txts and spam.
5. The user interface on the Sony P990i.
6. Religious evangelists of any faith.
7. Marmite.
8. Owners of 4 wheel drive vehicles who live in urban areas.
9. Gansta rap.
10. First Great Western

1. Patriot Act
2. TSA (see #1 for why they can do so much to you now)
3. US news reporters who just repeat bad news 24/7 - or just the bad parts of good news
4. Fake celebs who seem to have taken over the media
5. Very loud music being played in the car next to you - so loud yours vibrates as you're stuck next to them on the freeway rush-hour stop-and-no-go
6. People who have been on another planet and still don't know what to do when faced with security screenings at an airport (see #2)
7. People who get on a long-haul flight drenched in the most obnoxious perfume and complain to their traveling companion that there seem to be several other travelers who were inconsiderate and flew while sick - oh, did we have killer flu or SARS? (Coughing? Hacking? Sick? Us? No, we're not sick, just asphyxiating from your smelly self!)
8. I love kimchee, but on flights to Asia, please don't bring your own very smelly homemade version as a snack! We had to smell it for hours. I hate that!
9. Losing my train of thought... oh, what was I typing about? (thanks, GJ) [:p]

1. People who say do you know who I am.
2. People that say you can't kick me out I am staying here.
3. People who say "no you can't have an upgrade and yes I do know who you are"
4. ANY reality tv show except The Girls Next Door and Gene Simmons family jewels
5. Hotel broadband as dial up speed

Originally posted by Scrooge
1. People who say do you know who I am.
2. People that say you can't kick me out I am staying here.
3. People who say "no you can't have an upgrade and yes I do know who you are"
4. ANY reality tv show except The Girls Next Door and Gene Simmons family jewels
5. Hotel broadband as dial up speed

I was looking forward to reading yoru list Dave - and I am genuinely disapponted that it is so short!![:0]

This thread should be renamed - "Grumpy Old post!!"

And I'm in too good a mood at the moment to write anything!!:D:D

1. Gordon Brown

2. Sky Movies repeat rate of films.

3. Te wife saying go out and enjoy yourself and then when you get back home gives you grief for three days for being Drunk, Late and slapping a portion of cold kebab on her belly and saying I love you darling and I have brought you home some supper for letting me go out.

4. Big Brother.

5. Easy Jet check in Staff.

6. The weather forecast telling you what the weather had been like for the previous twenty-four hours. I think they only do this as they are guaranteed to get it 100% correct.

7. Credit Card Pin Numbers.

8. The Phrase "price excludes V, A, T"

9. Mobile Phones.

10. People pointing out spelling and grammatical errors to someone with dyslexia[:w].

11. Being drawn in to list orientated activities.[}:)]

The only drawback with these lists is that I want to know WHY people have these as pet hates.......!!!!!!

1) Political Correctness
2) BAA
3) Russell Brand

guaranteed to get it 100% correct.

I wouldn't go that far;)

Some additions to my list:

Tessa Jowell
Patricia Hewitt (I don't know the correct spellings, but I don't care:D)
Having so many breaks on ABC1
Conformity
The overuse of "actually," "like," "literally," "basically" and saying could/would/should "of" instead of "have"[xx(][V]

VS.

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes

Originally posted by jerseyboy
slapping a portion of cold kebab on her belly

I must say that this exquisite turn of phrase filled my mind with a picture Jade Goody.

GJ

Was it a saucy picture?[:o)]

Geese - Just evil things!

Jon B

God I don't know if there is enough room for all the things that get my goat, but here are a couple

1} The Humaan Rights Act
2) Tony Blair
3) Peter Taylor
4) Lazy People who scrouge of the state
5) Lesley Garrett

I could keep going but shall stop now as I am started to get wound up just thinking about it.

People who order SALADS and DIFFICULT TO MAKE food in McDonalds. [n]


Burger? Fries? No? - Sod off then. [y]


That's my only one.

Originally posted by preiffer
People who order SALADS and DIFFICULT TO MAKE food in McDonalds. [n]


Burger? Fries? No? - Sod off then. [y]


That's my only one.

This is actually also one of my other pet hates, but the other way around, McDonalds not doing burgers without the gunk on. I just want a plain Cheese Burger, not mayo, not relish, no gunk, but am made to feel like scum for asking for one[V] some people do not like Mayo you know!!!

Originally posted by Attitude23
This is actually also one of my other pet hates, but the other way around, McDonalds not doing burgers without the gunk on. I just want a plain Cheese Burger, not mayo, not relish, no gunk, but am made to feel like scum for asking for one[V] some people do not like Mayo you know!!!

Then go to a burger bar that advertises them without... [:p]

Burger King : "Have it your way".
Restaurant : "How would you like it cooked, sir?
McDonalds : For god's sake, have it the way the picture is...

Originally posted by pixuk

8. Owners of 4 wheel drive vehicles who live in urban areas.

Didn't hear any complaints a couple of years ago [:(!]

Originally posted by MarkJ

Originally posted by Scrooge
1. People who say do you know who I am.
2. People that say you can't kick me out I am staying here.
3. People who say "no you can't have an upgrade and yes I do know who you are"
4. ANY reality tv show except The Girls Next Door and Gene Simmons family jewels
5. Hotel broadband as dial up speed

I was looking forward to reading yoru list Dave - and I am genuinely disapponted that it is so short!![:0]

This thread should be renamed - "Grumpy Old post!!"

And I'm in too good a mood at the moment to write anything!!:D:D

6. People we preconceived expectations.
7. People who can't seem to understand the word no
8. People who seem to go out of their way to annoy me
9. People who stick cameras in my face even after being asked not so nicely to get it the f*** away or else.

Want me to go on?

Originally posted by preiffer
People who order SALADS and DIFFICULT TO MAKE food in McDonalds. [n]


Burger? Fries? No? - Sod off then. [y]


That's my only one.

I order 2 double cheeseburgers without the bun on a breakfast tray - does that make me a complete "something"[ii]

More additions

McDonald's
Burger King



Blaming of the aviation industry for environmental problems
People who complain about a/c noise when they live by an airport. Do they move to the LHR area and then suddenly go "Oh, I never realised that there would be planes at an airport of all places"[V]

VS.

Originally posted by MarkJ

Originally posted by preiffer
People who order SALADS and DIFFICULT TO MAKE food in McDonalds. [n]


Burger? Fries? No? - Sod off then. [y]


That's my only one.

I order 2 double cheeseburgers without the bun on a breakfast tray - does that make me a complete "something"[ii]

Well it gives us yet another small clue as to what you maybe [:0]

Originally posted by MarkJ
I order 2 double cheeseburgers without the bun on a breakfast tray - does that make me a complete "something"[ii]

Yes, of the highest magnitude.

Originally posted by preiffer

Originally posted by MarkJ
I order 2 double cheeseburgers without the bun on a breakfast tray - does that make me a complete "something"[ii]

Yes, of the highest magnitude.

Excellent - fame at last !! [^]