V-Flyer

Now mods if this needs to be pulled i totally understand but my boss sent this to me this afternoon and just had to share it with you.........


The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and hit this link.

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Well I don't find it offensive but then again I can't read the first line.

Of course were you to do as suggested, I think the boys in blue may be waiting for you on arrival.....

Im confused, I don't get it[?] - all I can see is the line of foreign writing and a clock that counts down and then flashes when reached 0. I am sure it will be just me being stupid/thick etc but please somebody explain[:I]

Hi Ger, you recovered? Okay so what does the Arabic say then, wouldn't want to offend anybody?

Maybe opening on a plane wouldn't be such a good idea - handcuffs, offloaded and prison come to mind.

I laughed an awful lot when I first saw that!

Originally posted by Attitude23
Im confused, I don't get it[?] - all I can see is the line of foreign writing and a clock that counts down and then flashes when reached 0. I am sure it will be just me being stupid/thick etc but please somebody explain[:I]

In other words when the countdown get to zero the whatever should explode. [?]

Originally posted by Attitude23
Im confused, I don't get it[?] - all I can see is the line of foreign writing and a clock that counts down and then flashes when reached 0. I am sure it will be just me being stupid/thick etc but please somebody explain[:I]

Its a BOMB!

Originally posted by Bazz
Its a BOMB!

Bloody hell! Run!!!

Thanks Bazz[y], Jeremey had just PM'd me also and put me out of my misery. I knew it would just me being stupid[:I][:I]

That would be 'Jeremy' I assume you mean Nail?

Ok I am having a very bad day [B)]! Jeremy you know I wouldn't misspell your name on purpose, the correct spelling of your name is normally of upmost importance to me, please accept my sincere apologies and I will endeavor never to make such a mistake again.

Neel (as some idiot spelt it the other day[ii]

silent k?

Originally posted by Decker
silent k?

Is that like Special K but it doesnt crunch when you eat it?

I think it is lower in roughage so doesn't give you wind.

Oh how I love the OT forum, only here could we go from bombs to flatulence within 11 posts:D

Originally posted by Attitude23
bombs of flatulence within 11 posts:D

The two go naturally together in my case[:#][:$]

Originally posted by sailor99

Originally posted by Attitude23
bombs of flatulence within 11 posts:D

The two go naturally together in my case[:#][:$]

Espesh after all that "Firestarter" you were drinking on Saturday!!

Originally posted by Attitude23
Oh how I love the OT forum, only here could we go from bombs to flatulence within 11 posts:D

Apparently the two are related, you can't be involved in the former without a bad case of the latter!