PLAW

Apparently, holiday home owners are the reason young people can`t buy houses in the English Lake District as they have caused house prices to spiral, hence the formation of the PLAW (Popular Liberation Army of Westmorland). According to their press department, they number only 25, so maybe they should be re-named QPLAW (Quite Popular Liberation Army of Westmorland). There are no holiday homes near to where I live and yet young people also find it hard to get on the property ladder. The QPLAW are also affiliated with the CNLA ( Cornwall National Liberation Army) who are equally cheesed off with Rick Stein for his restaurant causing a rise in house prices. Arson seems to be their mode of driving people from their homeland. They claim that " with funding from America and special training we are able to start our own battle". CUCKOO!