Aviation related joke
Posted: 31 Jul 2007, 15:32The Cabin Attendant
Bloke was sitting on a barstool, drinking a pint, at Heathrow airport, when a really beautiful woman sat down next to him. Bloke thought to himself,Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for?"
Being a bit of a know-all and hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare, and bloke immediately thought to himself, "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan, "Smooth as silk".
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you want?"
Bloke smiled, and said, "Ah, Ryanair!"
[:w]
Bloke was sitting on a barstool, drinking a pint, at Heathrow airport, when a really beautiful woman sat down next to him. Bloke thought to himself,Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant, but which airline does she work for?"
Being a bit of a know-all and hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare, and bloke immediately thought to himself, "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan, "Smooth as silk".
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you want?"
Bloke smiled, and said, "Ah, Ryanair!"
[:w]