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Looking for that quirky Xmas gift?
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 16:21by RichardMannion
http://www.giantmicrobes.comThat's right your own microbe a million times larger in a nice fluffy, friendly way.
Various available such as Herpes, CJD, Atheletes Foot and many more.
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 16:51by Neil
WTF - I can just see it on Xmas day
Neil: "there you go brother/sister/niece/nephew/t'other I've bought you a fluffy H.I.V microbe"[y][y][y]
Receiver: "ohhh lovely" in a sarcastic tone with a look of "you weirdo" on their faces[:(!][n][:(!]
Thanks but no thanks.
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 16:58by Bazz
Ebola anybody?
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 16:58by HighFlyer
LOL Give the gift of Herpes this Christmas!
I LOVE these! I'm going to get a few for my baby sister to help her with biochemistry. They do a nice chickenpox one for mdvipond junior
Thanks,
Sarah
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 17:09by Pete
Pop Quiz.
What's Richard giving Sarah for Christmas?
Answer: Chlamydia. The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 17:15by HighFlyer
Originally posted by Pete
Pop Quiz.
What's Richard giving Sarah for Christmas?
Answer: Chlamydia. The gift that keeps on giving.
Groan!
And here is the little beggar:
Thanks,
Sarah
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 17:30by RichardMannion
Originally posted by Neil
WTF - I can just see it on Xmas day
Neil: "there you go brother/sister/niece/nephew/t'other I've bought you a fluffy H.I.V microbe"[y][y][y]
Receiver: "ohhh lovely" in a sarcastic tone with a look of "you weirdo" on their faces[:(!][n][:(!]
Thanks but no thanks.
Yeah I did notice there wasn't one for Thrush.
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 17:33by Neil
Originally posted by RichardMannion
Yeah I did notice there wasn't one for Thrush.
[:(!] for being nasty, but also
for being mildly amusing
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 17:36by jilly
I'm definitely going to get my 18 year old son a Venereal one - he thinks he's god's gift to women at the moment.
Jilly
Posted:
31 Oct 2007, 17:45by fozzyo
I just can't decide on weather I should give my boss The Clap, Herpes, Syphilis or Chlamydia. Or maybe all four!
Posted:
01 Nov 2007, 13:36by mdvipond
Originally posted by HighFlyer
LOL Give the gift of Herpes this Christmas!
I LOVE these! I'm going to get a few for my baby sister to help her with biochemistry. They do a nice chickenpox one for mdvipond junior
Thanks,
Sarah
I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but the-now Mrs mdvipond has recently 'borrowed' the Giant Microbes idea for jr.'s toddler group and made some of her own (they are terribly expensive). A few funky coloured socks, some googley stick on eyes and a needle and thread and the little darlings were soon in posession of more potentially deadly viruses than a would-be Middle East dictator.
Posted:
01 Nov 2007, 20:52by Scrooge
Did you know about this side of her before you married her ?