V-Flyer

The art of brevity and form in poetry is encapsulated in haiku, a Japanese style of three line verse which follows a syllable pattern of 5-7-5. The strict form of haiku means that thoughts and ideas must be expressed in a succinct and concise manner, whilst still communicating the writer's intent. I will give you an example:

Neil and GJ fought
but now they are best of friends
I give it a week

In terms of a 'V-Flyer Haiku' I'm sure someone else can do much better than this. Any suggestions?

Have you been sniffing the meths again[:?]

To complex for me, but then again English is my second language and Turning Japenese is somthing that the Vapours sang about I think.

Iain

Have you been sniffing the meths again[:?]

To complex for me, but then again English is my second language and Turning Japenese is somthing that the Vapours sang about I think.

Iain

I blame that dodgy mild he serves, rots the brain. He'll be booking Y next [:w]

I blame that dodgy mild he serves, rots the brain. He'll be booking Y next [:w]

Bloody Philistines, the lot of you. We need the enigmatic touch of the high-brow literati around here - when's Decker back from holiday?

And Darren, it would take considerably more than a few firkins of mild to get me booking Y...

Bloody Philistines, the lot of you. We need the enigmatic touch of the high-brow literati around here - when's Decker back from holiday?

And Darren, it would take considerably more than a few firkins of mild to get me booking Y...

Decker, high brow literati - oh please!

Decker, high brow literati - oh please!

I'll have a bash..

Virgin Atlantic
We mainly like the Clubhouse
And most of the Crew


[|:)]

I'll have a bash..

Virgin Atlantic
We mainly like the Clubhouse
And most of the Crew


[|:)]

Originally posted by McCoy
I'll have a bash..

Virgin Atlantic
We mainly like the Clubhouse
And most of the Crew


[|:)]

There! You see? It's really not that difficult. Most impressive, McCoy; kudos to you sir.

Originally posted by McCoy
I'll have a bash..

Virgin Atlantic
We mainly like the Clubhouse
And most of the Crew


[|:)]

There! You see? It's really not that difficult. Most impressive, McCoy; kudos to you sir.

Here's my offering

Dear Mister Vipond
We adore your trip reports
Truly amazing

Here's my offering

Dear Mister Vipond
We adore your trip reports
Truly amazing

Or what about

Grinning Jackanapes
Adores amenity kits.
They could be better

Or what about

Grinning Jackanapes
Adores amenity kits.
They could be better

Hmm, how about:

Flying Virgin is cool
The Upper Class bar is swanky
Except when no fizz

Hmm, how about:

Flying Virgin is cool
The Upper Class bar is swanky
Except when no fizz

Originally posted by slinky09
Hmm, how about:

Flying Virgin is cool
The Upper Class bar is swanky
Except when no fizz

Valiant effort slink - but 6-8-5? Hey, don't blame me, blame the Japanese!

I like your haiku, honey lamb. Very flattering. And so good of you to get GJ's juices flowing with an amenity kit reference. You're too good to him, you know...

How about:

The Upper Class bar
Tanqueray 10 and tonic
So seldom with lime

Originally posted by slinky09
Hmm, how about:

Flying Virgin is cool
The Upper Class bar is swanky
Except when no fizz

Valiant effort slink - but 6-8-5? Hey, don't blame me, blame the Japanese!

I like your haiku, honey lamb. Very flattering. And so good of you to get GJ's juices flowing with an amenity kit reference. You're too good to him, you know...

How about:

The Upper Class bar
Tanqueray 10 and tonic
So seldom with lime

Originally posted by mdvipond


I like your haiku, honey lamb. Very flattering. And so good of you to get GJ's juices flowing with an amenity kit reference. You're too good to him, you know...

I know. I spoil you both [:D]

Another one:

Madam honey lamb
Is a grumpy old woman
Beware of her wrath

Originally posted by mdvipond


I like your haiku, honey lamb. Very flattering. And so good of you to get GJ's juices flowing with an amenity kit reference. You're too good to him, you know...

I know. I spoil you both [:D]

Another one:

Madam honey lamb
Is a grumpy old woman
Beware of her wrath

Originally posted by honey lamb
Madam honey lamb
Is a grumpy old woman
Beware of her wrath

Lol - that is a good one[y]

Ok my go:


Neil is brilliant
Everyone loves him a lot
Even GJ now

Works for me[:)]

Originally posted by honey lamb
Madam honey lamb
Is a grumpy old woman
Beware of her wrath

Lol - that is a good one[y]

Ok my go:


Neil is brilliant
Everyone loves him a lot
Even GJ now

Works for me[:)]