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One of those 'WTF' stories!

PostPosted: 31 Oct 2008, 22:27
by Tinkerbelle
Link

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PostPosted: 31 Oct 2008, 22:38
by Darren Wheeler
All it's missing is the shotgun and a massive fight afterwards.

PostPosted: 31 Oct 2008, 23:14
by spiceke
Glad to see where my taxes are going

PostPosted: 01 Nov 2008, 01:13
by honey lamb
Ah, yes! The Irish Traveller sub-culture where taste and refinement are words not in their vocabulary and for celebrations like this OTT is the norm. Last year a similar family hired a coach like Jordan's wedding coach to bring their 11 year old daughter to church for her confirmation ceremony!

Darren, I can assure you the fight undoubtedly took place at some stage, whatever about the shotgun [:w]

And please don't report me to the Equality Commission over here. I have in all probability broken the Equality Act right left and centre in this post since Travellers are a protected species under that piece of legislation

PostPosted: 01 Nov 2008, 09:51
by Jacki
Anyone get an invite - just wondered what the canapes were like?

PostPosted: 01 Nov 2008, 10:19
by slinky09
You're all snobs [:o)] it looks wonderful!

PostPosted: 01 Nov 2008, 11:52
by Darren Wheeler
Originally posted by honey lamb
wedding coach to bring their 11 year old daughter to church for her confirmation ceremony!

Darren, I can assure you the fight undoubtedly took place at some stage, whatever about the shotgun [:w]



Not that sort of shotgun wedding.... Nick will know what I mean about travellers weddings.

PostPosted: 01 Nov 2008, 11:59
by honey lamb
Originally posted by Darren Wheeler
Originally posted by honey lamb
wedding coach to bring their 11 year old daughter to church for her confirmation ceremony!

Darren, I can assure you the fight undoubtedly took place at some stage, whatever about the shotgun [:w]



Not that sort of shotgun wedding.... Nick will know what I mean about travellers weddings.

Believe me. so do I. And traveller's funerals

PostPosted: 02 Nov 2008, 12:57
by jtlc2345
Here's the original article.

Missy had to squeeze her way up the aisle, ripping the outfit on a pew as she struggled to the altar


You would think you'd be a little more careful with a 16,000 dress?

Jonathan

PostPosted: 02 Nov 2008, 18:40
by RichardMannion
Tinkerbelle - you should hold your head in shame, posting a link to the Daily Mail? Good Lord. And what's worse is that there is a picture of Chipshop further down the page gracing the cover of another z-list tattle rag.

Who actually buys and 'looks' at this sh*t?

PostPosted: 02 Nov 2008, 18:54
by Darren Wheeler
The word 'chav' is banded about all too easily these days, but there are times that it seems quite inadequate.

This one of those such times!

PostPosted: 02 Nov 2008, 19:01
by HighFlyer
I just love the outfit that the Mother of the bride selected. True class [:D]

Thanks,
Sarah

PostPosted: 02 Nov 2008, 19:14
by Decker
Getting ideas for next year?

PostPosted: 02 Nov 2008, 20:01
by Scrooge
Originally posted by Decker
Getting ideas for next year?


LMFAO [y]

PostPosted: 02 Nov 2008, 20:16
by Darren Wheeler
It's the:

'Missy met her husband, Thomas Moghon, 17, on a day out at Alton Towers theme park when she was just 13.'
and
'shes been home-tutored since she was nine and will not sit any exams this year'

Obviously hasn't learnt the word paedophile yet?

PostPosted: 03 Nov 2008, 13:07
by DarkAuror
Puts Katie Price's wedding into shame.

Originally posted by Darren Wheeler
It's the:

'Missy met her husband, Thomas Moghon, 17, on a day out at Alton Towers theme park when she was just 13.'
and
'shes been home-tutored since she was nine and will not sit any exams this year'

Obviously hasn't learnt the word paedophile yet?


Wouldn't he been 14 when he met her? [:?]

PostPosted: 03 Nov 2008, 14:13
by FamilyMan
What's the betting the loan outlasts the marriage?

FM

PostPosted: 03 Nov 2008, 15:14
by RichardMannion
If it was a loan, which dumbass financial institution underwrote that?

PostPosted: 03 Nov 2008, 15:35
by Darren Wheeler
Fathers occupation - Tarmacing driveways = Church got a really good deal on paths or it was paid for in cash with 50 notes.

PostPosted: 03 Nov 2008, 18:25
by honey lamb
Doubt if it was a loan as travellers rarely use banks. I'd say there was a fair bit of wheeling and dealing to get the money and as Darren says, it was probably paid for in 50 notes

PostPosted: 03 Nov 2008, 18:26
by honey lamb
Doubt if it was a loan as travellers rarely use banks. I'd say there was a fair bit of wheeling and dealing to get the money and as Darren says, it was probably paid for in 50 notes