V-Flyer

Official press release.

On this day, March the 3rd the Estate of their Graces Lord and Lady Mannion are happy to announce after lengthy negotiations with Her Majesties Government and BAA the private hunting parties will be allowed on to BAA property.

Various game will be open, rabbit, pigeon, airport expansion protesters and chavs.

There will not be a head charge, but should you wish you game to be cleaned there will be a nominal fee.

A spokesman was quoted as saying

'The first hunt was set for today, however the local police force had not been informed of the agreement, so we were forced to cancel the hunt, however we are expecting another one shortly at Heathrow.'

LINK

Link to the game

I'm sneaky and bag them as they wait outside the benefet ofice

Aahhh! Isn't it sweet that LROM has even got a children's area where the protestors/chavs/game are chained by the neck in a paddock so the little ones can have their turn at shooting them.[}:)][}:)]

quote:Originally posted by Darren Wheeler
I'm sneaky and bag them as they wait outside the benefet ofice


I think you'd be probably be better off waiting outside Coutts & Co at 440 Strand given the background of the leading lights of the movement.

Anyhow, surely some on the list must be feeling slightly conflicted given that the dread LCCs of Ryanair and Easyjet are key targets of the protestors ?

Paul

Various spot prizes are being offered:

First airport protestor shot dead
Second airport protestor shot dead
First airport protestor strangled to death by dreadlock style haircut.
First airport protestor beaten to death (double payout if done with a blunt deckchair)
etc.

Rules are that they must be dead by the end of it, otherwise they will continue to leech on the UK taxpayer.

Your Grace, I'm afraid your PR can't spell to save their lives. Let me take care of your publicity needs going forward...

GJ