MUFC etc

[Scrooge]

Originally posted by HighFlyer
Chaps, without meaning to evoke the appearance of the school mistress ... have we not had enough OT football chat within this thread? I dont know, give you all an OT forum ...

Thanks,
Sarah

T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school.
Chorus:
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

Originally posted by RichardMannion
Oooh GJ!

I can attest that Sarah isn't a girlie

Thanks,
Richard

Ok slap to the head..I can talk smack, Decker can talk smack, Sarah can talk smack about herself..you however cannot...say you are an idiot who should think before typing and pray you don't spend the next week on the couch.

Originally posted by Scrooge
I'm hot for teacher.

Van Halen???

[Decker]

no, teacher.

[Scrooge]

Originally posted by Decker
no, teacher.

LMFAO [^]

Originally posted by RichardMannion
Oooh GJ!

I can attest that Sarah isn't a girlie, she doesn't support Leeds for a starter....[}:)]

Thanks,
Richard

[:o)][:o)]
Supporting the Gods at the moment is NOTHING like being a girlie!, (Though we do have some girlies who come along, but I would not like to meet them in a dark alley [:o)][:o)]) Its more tears of frustration than anything else, though when we do eventually get back into the Premiership, I'll invite you up to the game when we play the s**m err, Man Ure at Elland Road.
Wonderful atmosphere that one....[}:)][}:)][}:)]

Originally posted by AlanA
[br though when we do eventually get back into the Premiership, I'll invite you up to the game when we play thhe mighty reds at Elland Road.
Wonderful atmosphere that one....[}:)][}:)][}:)]

I have been many times and its "very" enjoyable!! To be honest though I go into Leeds, have some lunch or whatever and then go to the game - back into town for a few drinks afterwards!!

Would be a good craic - though don't think GJ will need his Paul Smith til the evening!!

[RichardMannion]

So about 2010 then....

Originally posted by RichardMannion
So about 2010 then....

That was just plain daft - did you mean 2100?

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Aside from the tragic state of football there, Leeds is a great town! I really enjoy it. Great shopping, decent museums, cool architecture, nice people. I like it!

I've heard good things about Leeds (the city) from my cousin who graduated from Leeds Met Uni last July and am very tempted to go to Leeds Uni come September 2008 [:?]

I am also tempted to go to Leeds just to laugh at all the Leeds Utd fans at just how low they have sunk.

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes

Originally posted by VS075
I am also tempted to go to Leeds just to laugh at all the Leeds Utd fans at just how low they have sunk.

Hee hee -- can I come with you?

GJ

More the merrier, we need the money.
But then, it cannot be as bad as being owned by the Glazier family [:o)][:o)]

[Decker]

What, that guy off CrackerJack?

[Decker]

and Crackerjack was GLAZE... http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/crack ... ntro.shtml

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes

More the merrier, we need the money.
But then, it cannot be as bad as being owned by the Glazier family [:o)][:o)]

I love informed critics -- you must mean the GLAZER family? And yes, we are suffering mightily under their iron rule...look at us! Oh, yes, I should add look UP at us as we're top of the table.
[/quote]

Only by doing the same as Chelski, buying your way up there.
Make the most of it, its the only thing you might win this season, all that money and yet you still can't touch the likes of Arsenal and Liverpool. [:o)]

Talking about Liverpool, someone sent me this today (and old one but a goodie) [:o)][:o)][:o)]

Dear Deirdre

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one
of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool.

My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependant on my two sisters who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the
other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of incest on his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai
prostitute who is still a part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however her
time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancŽ utilising her
knowledge of the industry working as a manager. I am hoping my two sisters
would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to
prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets, and
hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancŽ and look forward to bringing her into
the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser?

Classic:D[y]

[Neil]

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
God.

Leave it to MU to score 3 in the first 6 minutes and then slowly build a plot to lose for the rest of the game. Arghhhhhh!!!!!

Well, at least we're through.

Saha -- ball hog, won't pass, loses possession
Park -- falls faster than house of cards
The Scottish Player -- crap
O'Sh*te -- crap

I am so glad that is over.

GJ

GJ - while I cannot disagree with your critisims above (maybe apart from Saha), whatever you feel about Mr Park as a player, as a fan I could not bear to lose him from our playing staff, his football chant is the best since Jaap Stam left and for one I would be much less inclined to attend matches if I couldn't sing about him.

Hmm, twas an interesting game - but the key thing in the FA Cup is getting through to the next round. It really narked me on the way home that "fans" who hadnt even been to the game were ringing up 606 ( Footy phone in show on Radio 5) abd complaining - whilst Reading fans were calling and getting all "giddy" about how great they were - one of us had won and was through the other was out. In cup games playing well doesnt always mean you get through!! I even had to agree with a Leeds fan who called in and said he was "fed up " with the Utd fans moaning on - they are going to be relegated to Division 1 this year - he was moaning about this - and quite rightly.

However - our first 11 is probably the best in England at the moment and we have the best player in Scholes and the most exciting in Ronaldo. When we bring some of the "2nd's" in they are usually playing along side most of the "1st's" - so often they are able to lift their game - the problem with playing Park, Richardson ( who even I have to admit was bloody woeful) O'Shea et al together is that there is no-one around them of decent qulaity to lift them. A midfield of Park, Fletcher, Oshea and woeful boy is never going to be good enough!!

Bring on the Boro - another ridiculous kick off at 1730 next Saturday!!

Oh and the little matter of the scallies on Saturday!:D

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Manchester United 4 - 1 Bolton

Silly me, I'd forgotten Bolton was even in the Premiership....now everyone else can, too.

Was at the game and had to laugh when at 3-0 - which was about 35 minutes in - about a quarter of the BW "fans" decided to leave - good day out supporting their team - eh lads??( and they didnt even take up their full ticket allocation either!!)

Ridiculous penalty awarded by the ref - but at 4-0 its easy to do and no-one gets too upset!!

Blimey - and even city won today!!![:w]

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GJ

CHEATING DIVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![V][V][V][V]

[Neil]

Originally posted by AlanA

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GJ

CHEATING DIVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![V][V][V][V]

Yawn[V]

Originally posted by Attitude23

Originally posted by AlanA

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GJ

CHEATING DIVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![V][V][V][V]

Yawn[V]

S**M fans never like the truth, rose tinted glasses come to mind.[:o)][:o)]

Originally posted by AlanA

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GJ

CHEATING DIVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![V][V][V][V]

Yeah Yeah Whatever !!! Bring on Watford.