daywalker wrote:Does anyone know what the VS Kosher meal is like these days? I'm tempted to order one as this menu looks diabolical to me (I know I've already said something similar!).
I assume the UC Kosher meal is the same as the economy one?
I'd give the guinea hen a chance

Guinea hen was a gamey (somewhat), less fatty chicken, but these days it's hard to imagine airline catering sourcing something that would really taste gamey. So it's a braised, small and not so fatty chicken. Without knowing how it's braised (could be chicken cacciatora, for all we know) it's a bit hard to know what it will taste like, but I'm gonna guess it's going to be in a fairly standard gravy.
And spelt/farro these days is the ubiquitous healthy rice thing, if you don't do brown rice or barley then you are indeed out of luck, otherwise it could be OK.
It's a fancy way of saying "chicken in gravy on rice with vegetables", which could be OK. It does seem they've found a way of putting veggies in gravy again and hiding it with wordsmithing
The tortellini sounds bizarre, I have to say. They've basically re-engineered borscht into a pasta dish, and slapped some parmesan on top. I'm not keen on the "I grew up in Italy and this is a disgrace" business, but this is so out there I would love to try it out just to see how they get it to work. But if you like borscht, I'll guess the pasta will be just fine...