Well with all this VS trashing let's just remember some salient facts about the dark side in the negative (the 2for1 is one of the only things about BA that gets me excited):
- you can't use EC miles to upgrade from Y to J, one cabin only is the rule
- in J you can't have cheese and dessert :0
- in J you get a 50% chance of flying BACKWARDS!
- WT+ is leagues behind PE
- Galleries lounges in some flung outputs (including LGW) are dire
- the crew, well they can be a little testy
- what's the difference in the rate of lost bags again?
- strikes :#
- constant cutting of UK domestic connections - oh and where does BA fly long haul from any non-London city in the UK?
- you can't use EC miles to upgrade from Y to J, one cabin only is the rule
- in J you can't have cheese and dessert :0
- in J you get a 50% chance of flying BACKWARDS!
- WT+ is leagues behind PE
- Galleries lounges in some flung outputs (including LGW) are dire

- the crew, well they can be a little testy
- what's the difference in the rate of lost bags again?
- strikes :#
- constant cutting of UK domestic connections - oh and where does BA fly long haul from any non-London city in the UK?
There's a plane at JFK, to fly you back from far away
all those dark and frantic transatlantic miles
all those dark and frantic transatlantic miles