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[Scrooge]

Originally posted by preiffer
Oh, come on Dave.... [:p]

Tell all!

Nope no can do,but try this one.,,seems to fit both professions ,just replace the word lawyer with the accountant.

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defense."

The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"

The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"

I sadly have to admit to being a fully qualified bean counter as well.... [:I][:I]

On the plus side though it does allow me to travel and surf this site!

[mcmbenjamin]

Originally posted by jetwet1
OH there is a joke about this,but I would get into so much trouble

[:I]

Oh lets have it Dave

Originally posted by mcmbenjamin

Originally posted by jetwet1
OH there is a joke about this,but I would get into so much trouble

[:I]

Oh lets have it Dave

I have a solution - PM it to those that ask Dave. Can you PM it to me please!

Onionz has finally arrived at this thread .

As (it seems) the only lawyer around here, I'd love to dispute all these stereotypes, but my boss drives a BMW (and I might get it off him at some point..) so I won't bother.

ps My warmest regards to the accountants on this thread - professionals stick together

Originally posted by onionz
ps My warmest regards to the accountants on this thread - professionals stick together

Quite right. Should we hold hands or something? No maybe not.

I have taken the liberty of enrolling you in VAL along with McM.B.,Seppy and me. I have not enrolled Jetwet because he is Un-professional and he has not PM'd me that joke yet.

Thank you Sailor, very grateful for that. Is it "V-Flyer Accountants and Lawyers" by any chance?

Well I was thinking Virgin accountants and lawyers, but I think your version is better!

[Scrooge]

Originally posted by sailor99

Originally posted by onionz
ps My warmest regards to the accountants on this thread - professionals stick together

Quite right. Should we hold hands or something? No maybe not.

I have taken the liberty of enrolling you in VAL along with McM.B.,Seppy and me. I have not enrolled Jetwet because he is Un-professional and he has not PM'd me that joke yet.

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked ''How much is 2 plus 2?''

The housewife replies: ''Four!''

The accountant says: ''I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.''

The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, ''How much do you want it to be?''


Will that do,the first joke I was thinking off has slipped my mind,though whenever dealing with lawyer jokes it is bound to be very rude.