(This was taken from the November issue of Airliner World, so credit goes to the writer of this piece. I thaught it was pretty funny, so I might as well share it with those here who havent read it)
Top Ten signs the airline is about to go bankrupt
1. When Boarding, the gate attendant asks 'are you sure about this'
2. 200 passengers, 1 bag of peanuts
3. Instead of a pillow, your asked to rest your head on the passenger next to you.
4. You notice the landings being covered by the local news
5. The flight is delayed until the FA's finish shredding important finance records
6. The pilot uses a 1983 road atlas
7. The airline provides a daily non stop service from gate 54 to gate 53
8. Complimentary headsets are £50
9. Instead of feature films, the IFE features a video of the co pilot flying
10. Pilots borrow money for cocktails
(Once again, credit goes to the writer of this piece, which wasnt me)
Top Ten signs the airline is about to go bankrupt
1. When Boarding, the gate attendant asks 'are you sure about this'
2. 200 passengers, 1 bag of peanuts
3. Instead of a pillow, your asked to rest your head on the passenger next to you.
4. You notice the landings being covered by the local news
5. The flight is delayed until the FA's finish shredding important finance records
6. The pilot uses a 1983 road atlas
7. The airline provides a daily non stop service from gate 54 to gate 53
8. Complimentary headsets are £50
9. Instead of feature films, the IFE features a video of the co pilot flying
10. Pilots borrow money for cocktails
(Once again, credit goes to the writer of this piece, which wasnt me)
