Originally posted by Decker
...we were rapidly seen by a black shirted check in person. Realising her badge didn't have 'Mosley' on it we looked more closely at her badge and saw the word 'Premier'
Damn, I was going to guess it said 'Diana Mitford'...
Originally posted by Decker
Shortly after this touching reunion there was a kerfuffle as a couple of VS ground staff escorted Jordan and Peter AndrŽ ... Call it sour grapes if you will but if crew could pay the same attention to loyal customers it might actually have a better knock on effect.
Don't you mean 'knockers on' effect, sir? [}:)]
Originally posted by DeckerShortly thereafter several group members left for their treatments culminating in Decker, Fozzyo and Wolves27 gracing the jacuzzi with their presence. This was enjoyed by all (well, Mrs D was none too pleased with Decker's insistence on Speedos but as Wolves27 points out, it could have been far worse, it could have been a thong)
No. Wrong. It could not have been worse.
Originally posted by DeckerUpon boarding the assembled hordes were horrified by the sight of a young couple with a baby estimated at less than a year old boarding and sitting directly opposite the Deckers and Dean. Given that none of the flyers have children (well they were going away for a short weekend in Tokyo so you can intuit that) this is an understandable stance despite the beliefs to the contrary by others with children. However gamely they opted for the Òbenefit of the doubtÓ stance. This was to prove to be woefully inappropriately optimistic.
Is there nothing that can be done? Cannot the parents slip Baby a thimble of Oban? After approximately three decades of nightly drunkenness, I stand here before you a reasonably productive citizen. Don't tell me one night of grain-induced wooziness will ruin Baby's life forever! Parents...either sedate your children in public conveyances or cease all procreation!!!
Originally posted by DeckerShortly before take off Mitchja was asked to move from his preallocated seat so that the couple could sit together.
Ah yes, the holy hetero union asserts its hegemony yet again. Well, here's another way of seeing it: if you hadn't bred, we wouldn't be in this mess, would we? I would have absolutely refused but MITCHJA is obviously a better man than me.
Originally posted by Decker
Lady S took one for the team opting for the chicken tikka.
Ah, hardly surprising. Her outer radiant beauty is matched only by that of her inner being.
Originally posted by Decker
After the meal we wandered back and checked the Galley notes and unsurprisingly found there were 7 Au on board in UC of which we were 6! The FSM was again approached and this time she explained that the 26 figure was FC members on board of any colour. But she explained there HAD been a lot of Au Op Ups to UC at the last minute.
Spin, obfuscation, LIES! Shame on this woman. Shame. Shame. SHAME. Standards are slipping like an OAP on an icy sidewalk.
Originally posted by Decker
Decker fell asleep sitting up and awoke a few hours later and headed for the bar where he was engaged by a gentleman wanting to talk Vista vs Mac.
LOL
Originally posted by Decker
Whilst he was at the bar the CSS went to his seat and started to remove one of his spare pillows. She was asked what she was doing by Mrs D and replied that the father of the baby didn't have a pillow and needed one as he was moving to another suite leaving the baby crying in his.
I refer you to my rant against privileged reproducers above.
Sirs, Ladies, Bitches...I hope with fervor in my loins that you will advance this litany of complaints to the proper authorities. Given that many of you have inside avenues to the pulsating paths of power out Crawley way, I sense you may be able to engender greater constructive change than any of us lowly Red FCs. This is a terrible reminder that provision of service standards are on the way down...the once-proud VS banner is half staff now -- how long till the flagpole is bare altogether?
Safe travels, sirs, ladies, bitches.
GJ