You For Coffee, Sir?

Sweetie, that's not pink! We'll have you know it's sunset shell! hee hee, don't worry, this isn't a book full of pinkness, it's got a deliciously dark and dirty side! So, we advise you, if you are at all sensitive to your own imagination and don't want it be polluted just read the clean bits from the menu.

Thank you so much for ordering, and Geezer, if you mail the site we can put a special message in to your book for you, it would be a pleasure.

tata everyone, we must absolutely must sleep, but we're too excited.

Liz & Julie x

Sweetie, that's not pink! We'll have you know it's sunset shell! hee hee, don't worry, this isn't a book full of pinkness, it's got a deliciously dark and dirty side! So, we advise you, if you are at all sensitive to your own imagination and don't want it be polluted just read the clean bits from the menu.

Thank you so much for ordering, and Geezer, if you mail the site we can put a special message in to your book for you, it would be a pleasure.

tata everyone, we must absolutely must sleep, but we're too excited.

Liz & Julie x

[Darren Wheeler]

Ladies. Clean bits? I must have missed them. Oh well, deliciously dark and dirty always works well. [:D]

[Darren Wheeler]

Ladies. Clean bits? I must have missed them. Oh well, deliciously dark and dirty always works well. [:D]

Mr Wheeler Sir!

Whatever are you implying? Do you suggest for one moment that Stewardesses of our calibre are anything other than modest, kind hearted, well behaved young ladies with impecable conduct?

What a notion! We can't think where you got that impression!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

Mr Wheeler Sir!

Whatever are you implying? Do you suggest for one moment that Stewardesses of our calibre are anything other than modest, kind hearted, well behaved young ladies with impecable conduct?

What a notion! We can't think where you got that impression!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

So it's neither of you stripping in those piccies.....

Got to admit when they were shown to me yesterday I was quite worried, surely pilots should be flying planes, not enjoying a striptease from a member of the crew? Now officially scared to fly[:)]

Mrs D
xxx

So it's neither of you stripping in those piccies.....

Got to admit when they were shown to me yesterday I was quite worried, surely pilots should be flying planes, not enjoying a striptease from a member of the crew? Now officially scared to fly[:)]

Mrs D
xxx

[Scrooge]

Originally posted by Liz and Julie
Mr Wheeler Sir!

Whatever are you implying? Do you suggest for one moment that Stewardesses of our calibre are anything other than modest, kind hearted, well behaved young ladies with impecable conduct?

What a notion! We can't think where you got that impression!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

Your sarcasm has charmed me into posting. I just had a quick read of the sample chapter, an order is coming...looks like a fun read [y]

[Scrooge]

Originally posted by Liz and Julie
Mr Wheeler Sir!

Whatever are you implying? Do you suggest for one moment that Stewardesses of our calibre are anything other than modest, kind hearted, well behaved young ladies with impecable conduct?

What a notion! We can't think where you got that impression!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

Your sarcasm has charmed me into posting. I just had a quick read of the sample chapter, an order is coming...looks like a fun read [y]

[Darren Wheeler]

Originally posted by Liz and Julie
Mr Wheeler Sir!

Whatever are you implying? Do you suggest for one moment that Stewardesses of our calibre are anything other than modest, kind hearted, well behaved young ladies with impecable conduct?

What a notion! We can't think where you got that impression!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

Mr?!?! Sir?!?!? Blimey. Don't get called that very often.

Hmmm. Which page shall I start on first......[}:)]

[Darren Wheeler]

Originally posted by Liz and Julie
Mr Wheeler Sir!

Whatever are you implying? Do you suggest for one moment that Stewardesses of our calibre are anything other than modest, kind hearted, well behaved young ladies with impecable conduct?

What a notion! We can't think where you got that impression!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

Mr?!?! Sir?!?!? Blimey. Don't get called that very often.

Hmmm. Which page shall I start on first......[}:)]

Mrs Decker!

Lovely to hear from you! But we must say, how could you ever mistake us for those French Hosties being utterly scandalous? We were totally outraged and think it's an absolute disgrace! Not for the fact they are bing very rude indeed, but for the fact that one of them is CHEWING GUM and wearing TIGHTS! Erghhhhhh! Common! Now that is letting the side down for Hostesses everywhere, shameful in the extreme.

Yes, that is rather risque footage, they are going to get sacked, and the fact that the video says their names doesn't help, whoops! The truth is we've all messed on something scandalous over the years but these days the internet has almost become CCTV. We diced very close with it, as you may know.

Don't worry you are safe, we always put bromide in our Pilots tea, Jue goes in starkers with their drinks and they don't even notice! Fear not, we've got all bases covered!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

Mrs Decker!

Lovely to hear from you! But we must say, how could you ever mistake us for those French Hosties being utterly scandalous? We were totally outraged and think it's an absolute disgrace! Not for the fact they are bing very rude indeed, but for the fact that one of them is CHEWING GUM and wearing TIGHTS! Erghhhhhh! Common! Now that is letting the side down for Hostesses everywhere, shameful in the extreme.

Yes, that is rather risque footage, they are going to get sacked, and the fact that the video says their names doesn't help, whoops! The truth is we've all messed on something scandalous over the years but these days the internet has almost become CCTV. We diced very close with it, as you may know.

Don't worry you are safe, we always put bromide in our Pilots tea, Jue goes in starkers with their drinks and they don't even notice! Fear not, we've got all bases covered!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

Originally posted by Liz and Julie

Don't worry you are safe, we always put bromide in our Pilots tea, Jue goes in starkers with their drinks and they don't even notice! Fear not, we've got all bases covered!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

LMAO - superb. Actually, I can almost see it happening [:w]

Originally posted by Liz and Julie

Don't worry you are safe, we always put bromide in our Pilots tea, Jue goes in starkers with their drinks and they don't even notice! Fear not, we've got all bases covered!

Love,

Liz & Julie x

LMAO - superb. Actually, I can almost see it happening [:w]

[Darren Wheeler]

Having seen the video, what were they thinking? Hardly a case of mistaken identity is there.

[Darren Wheeler]

Having seen the video, what were they thinking? Hardly a case of mistaken identity is there.

The big question is Mr Wheeler Sir, when you viewed it, what were YOU thinking?!

That's the amazing thing about this wonderful job. It's filled with Devils and Angels, Heroes and Zeros, being so well behaved in public leads to some very bad behaviour
in private. It's just the universe in balance when you weigh the two things up. (And we bet those Hosties had a couple of things you'd like to weigh up, don't pretend to us you viewed it for research purposes. Tell it to the judge Sir! You've been caught red glanded!)

Love,

Liz & Julie x

The big question is Mr Wheeler Sir, when you viewed it, what were YOU thinking?!

That's the amazing thing about this wonderful job. It's filled with Devils and Angels, Heroes and Zeros, being so well behaved in public leads to some very bad behaviour
in private. It's just the universe in balance when you weigh the two things up. (And we bet those Hosties had a couple of things you'd like to weigh up, don't pretend to us you viewed it for research purposes. Tell it to the judge Sir! You've been caught red glanded!)

Love,

Liz & Julie x

[Darren Wheeler]

Originally posted by Liz and Julie
The big question is Mr Wheeler Sir, when you viewed it, what were YOU thinking?!

That's the amazing thing about this wonderful job. It's filled with Devils and Angels, Heroes and Zeros, being so well behaved in public leads to some very bad behaviour
in private. It's just the universe in balance when you weigh the two things up. (And we bet those Hosties had a couple of things you'd like to weigh up, don't pretend to us you viewed it for research purposes. Tell it to the judge Sir! You've been caught red glanded!)

Love,

Liz & Julie x

[:I][:w][:0]

Being a gentleman, it would be most impolite to say what I was thinking but I bet you can guess. [:D]

[Darren Wheeler]

Originally posted by Liz and Julie
The big question is Mr Wheeler Sir, when you viewed it, what were YOU thinking?!

That's the amazing thing about this wonderful job. It's filled with Devils and Angels, Heroes and Zeros, being so well behaved in public leads to some very bad behaviour
in private. It's just the universe in balance when you weigh the two things up. (And we bet those Hosties had a couple of things you'd like to weigh up, don't pretend to us you viewed it for research purposes. Tell it to the judge Sir! You've been caught red glanded!)

Love,

Liz & Julie x

[:I][:w][:0]

Being a gentleman, it would be most impolite to say what I was thinking but I bet you can guess. [:D]

Got to agree with you on the wearing tights thing! I'm a stockings girl!

Mrs D

xxx

Got to agree with you on the wearing tights thing! I'm a stockings girl!

Mrs D

xxx

[Darren Wheeler]

[:0][:0][:0]

Okay...Thank you Mrs D for sharing.[:p]