What will give you success at work ?

[Scrooge]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes
like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than
100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give
over
100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
while hard
work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude
will get you
there,
it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you
over the top.

[Bazz]

Dave that is a GEM! [^] Now I know where I have been going wrong all these years. [|:)]

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