Originally posted by mdvipond
Indeed. I should be starting with my VS related anxiety dreams about now being, as I am, less than four weeks away from my next flight. Mine usually involve running late, being at the wrong airport or - horror of horrors - being downgraded, sometimes forcibly.
I had one once where I knew I had an UC boarding pass in my clammy little mitt - it was purple, it had J written on it and everything - but every time I showed it to a member of crew they insisted, with a sneer, that I'd made a mistake, that it was clearly for Y, and shoved me down the back. Next to to a toilet. And, as the old saying goes, that's when I woke up, coated in a cold sweat, screaming 'Nooooo!'...
Better than mine, I'm afraid. Or is that worse? I just have dreams I'm in the terminal, and my bag is either in the now-departed CDC car or, horrors, back at the hotel. I can't find it, it's the last flight of the day, I can't get out of the airport and I can't get my bag back. At all. If the dream continues and I do finally get out of the airport, it's not at the hotel, I can't even find the driver, and if I make it back to the airport (usually I'm lost on the roadway in the dream, and I don't usually get lost while I'm awake) then the terminal's missing, or the airline, or the plane itself, and then the ticket's gone, even in the system... forget even getting on the plane, no matter in Y - at least you got on the stinking plane! [:p]
Once I had this dream about the CH being up a flight of steps reminescent of a Mayan temple - you know, the steps straight up to the clouds, risers higher than your shins are long, and not something one climbs with a wonky knee - and a desk dragon saying sweetly, 'If you can climb it, of course you may keep your trim appointment, Ms. vs_i!' To add insult to injury as I climbed, a bird tried to nest in my hair. I never made it halfway... my knee was even aching when I woke up! [:0][:0]
Travel nightmares - you know, I've seen all sorts of travel memoirs, but I've never seen one of travel nightmares. Maybe I should pitch one to my agent? [i]