Where's Sailor?

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#168271 by Treelo
18 Apr 2007, 19:32
Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Originally posted by Treelo
I may have missed something here, but I haven't seen any sign of Sailor recently. Has Jeremy opted out of v-flyer?


I'm sworn to secrecy, but I believe he may yet be in our midst.

GJ


Ah ;) Wearing an impenetrable disguise and having adopted a cunning plan, no doubt [:w]

#168273 by Scrooge
18 Apr 2007, 19:35
The parrot on his shoulder is a dead give away though [:p]

He is a round, just a little busy right now with work etc.

He will be happy he is missed :)

> [:0]

#168278 by honey lamb
18 Apr 2007, 19:49
Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Originally posted by Treelo
I may have missed something here, but I haven't seen any sign of Sailor recently. Has Jeremy opted out of v-flyer?


I'm sworn to secrecy, but I believe he may yet be in our midst.

GJ

I believe he may be in our midst also but like GJ, I too am sworn to secrecy

#168283 by Scrooge
18 Apr 2007, 19:55
Originally posted by honey lamb
Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Originally posted by Treelo
I may have missed something here, but I haven't seen any sign of Sailor recently. Has Jeremy opted out of v-flyer?


I'm sworn to secrecy, but I believe he may yet be in our midst.

GJ

I believe he may be in our midst also but like GJ, I too am sworn to secrecy


the only thing I have to say is Sneakers....figure it out [:(!]

#168289 by Vegascrazy
18 Apr 2007, 20:24
Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
It's dead simple to bust him and discover his new cover...
GJ


Yes, dead easy - you just need to know how ;)

#168291 by Nottingham Nick
18 Apr 2007, 20:32
In our on going effort to keep Clubhouse items travel related, I will move this to the off topic forum, where the speculation of Jeremy's whereabouts can continue unabated. :D:D

Nick

#168293 by JAT74L
18 Apr 2007, 20:36
He is mini me. . .

#168373 by Littlejohn
19 Apr 2007, 06:28
GJ flattered by a sailor - Well whatever next? Maybe a mad dash round round an island chased by 15 naked black cats.

#168385 by catsilversword
19 Apr 2007, 09:18
Originally posted by Scrooge
Originally posted by honey lamb
Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
[quote]Originally posted by Treelo
I may have missed something here, but I haven't seen any sign of Sailor recently. Has Jeremy opted out of v-flyer?


I'm sworn to secrecy, but I believe he may yet be in our midst.

GJ

I believe he may be in our midst also but like GJ, I too am sworn to secrecy


the only thing I have to say is Sneakers....figure it out [:(!]
[/quote]

You mean, he's training for the London Marathon?????????[:0]

#168403 by Littlejohn
19 Apr 2007, 11:15
I am sorry to have to report that Sailor99 has met with a tragic accident. Whilst flying on VS13 last Tuesday, having boarded a little worse for wear from the CH, he fell asleep head first in the toilet (or head as we should call it). It is not clear what happened next, perhaps turbulence set off the mechanism, but the toilet flushed sucking his head in still further until he died of asphyxiation. On arrival, his mortal remains were transferred to a barrel of Mount Gay for preservative purposes. Once repatriated he will be give a traditional nautical send off; buried in his hammock with one stitch through the rowlocks. Numerous obituaries have appeared in the national press, and I reproduce a selection here which seem to me to sum up his virtual life:

Originally posted by SRB in Aviation weekly
(pearly white smile) No, never heard of him (foppishly brushes a lock from his face).


Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes in Health and Fitness
Darling don't! I did not have sexual relations with that man - he was a nutter.


Originally posted by Malikifx in a.net
He and his mates get paid by Virgin you know


Originally posted by Jetwet1 in The Chips are Down
oh crap. he was a dude



Originally posted by Decker in Grammar GazetteSailor, I would think, almost certainly, but without over egging the matter, nor understating the contribution, has made a significant, in fact I may say vast, contribution to the rape, or perhaps it would be better said pillage, of grammar; or at least punctuation. His use of prepositions was too excruciating.


Originally posted by Porsche911 in Scrap Metal Today
(tap, tap) Hello, hello. Is this on.....Oh, I just use the keyboard do I. Right, I new that. Little john was someone I new. I no that because he new what colour my carpet was and what my hall floor was and what my families names was. but I dont no what his name was. Why don't we dedicate something to him - maybe a chat room - the littlejohn lounge. What do you think (editors note : No Porsche, we are talking about Sailor not me)


I trust you will join me in raising your glasses to Sailor - Gan Bai!

Turning to myself, I have been a member here for nearly 3 years - how time flies. And in that time I have racked up a massive 14 posts not including this one. I think I can safely say that my posting rate will be significantly reduced over the coming years. I love you and leave you,

Littlejohn

#168408 by Neil
19 Apr 2007, 11:47
Bravo LittleJohn, Bravo [oo][oo][^][^][oo]

#168413 by honey lamb
19 Apr 2007, 12:16
Originally posted by Littlejohn
I am sorry to have to report that Sailor99 has met with a tragic accident. Whilst flying on VS13 last Tuesday,

Typical of sailor! He tries to go out in style on VS13 but misses the opportunity to do so spectacularly on Friday 13th

#168423 by PVGSLF
19 Apr 2007, 13:03
So, I'm going to go out on a limb here:

Go to the members page.
Do a search for... say... Jetwet1... and up pops Scrooge.

What do you reckon LittleJohn?[:?]
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