Ladies & gentlemen,
Mr & Mrs V. Irgin-Airlines are proud to announce the arrival of a new member of their family.
Delivery occured just after 10pm this evening at Heathrow. The new member announced itself as 'Virgin 816P', but closer inspection by yours truly revealed a red birthmark on the rear, which turned out to say 'G-VRED'.
The new arrival is doing well, and the proud parents said that it weighed 390,000 lbs, was 246 feet long and 208 feet wide.
Mr & Mrs V. Irgin-Airlines are proud to announce the arrival of a new member of their family.
Delivery occured just after 10pm this evening at Heathrow. The new member announced itself as 'Virgin 816P', but closer inspection by yours truly revealed a red birthmark on the rear, which turned out to say 'G-VRED'.
The new arrival is doing well, and the proud parents said that it weighed 390,000 lbs, was 246 feet long and 208 feet wide.
