8835 as Paul says, welcome to the site.
Please do not take the replies to your question as an insult, if you spend more time here you will find that when there is no clear answer to a question the posters (myself included) will just start with the sarcasm, it is not meant in most cases to be an insult, just being done in fun.
Please feel free to post in kind, it will just make you part of the site that much quicker.
EDIT: Should also say , don't make fun of this
PERSON they have no sense of humor.