Aches & Pains

Some people have corns.

Some people have arthritis.

Some people have root canal problems.

What are your most common aches and pains? List them here in this thread (even if you are British and reserved). Here are mine:

* Chronic right hamstring pull
* Brachial nerve pinch causing right shoulder and forearm to ache

GJ

Chronic pain in knees/ankles/hands due to rheumatoid arthritis.

Nagging headache. Mild nausea. Inside of mouth feeling rather like a hippo has had a poo in it. Vague recollection of opening a rather nice bottle of Wolf Blass President Chardonnay last night/this morning upon returning from the pub.

Give it me straight Dr. GJ - how long have I got?

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Some people have corns.

Some people have arthritis.

Some people have root canal problems.

What are your most common aches and pains? List them here in this thread (even if you are British and reserved). Here are mine:

* Chronic right hamstring pull
* Brachial nerve pinch causing right shoulder and forearm to ache

GJ

There isn't enough space here...[:0]

Oh me back;)

Iain

Gout[B)]

Does my backache, headache and general tiredness count from attending to a husband who has had 'manflu' for the past 4 days.

They probably don't as I've got a feeling I'll be fully recovered when he goes back to work!

Jilly

[honey lamb]

Originally posted by jaguarpig
Gout[B)]

Me too! [B)]

[Neil]

I'm fit and healthy, probably due to the fact I'm so young[}:)]

Originally posted by honey lamb

Originally posted by jaguarpig
Gout[B)]

Me too! [B)]

Ouch[:#] never heard of ladies suffering from it before.

[Scrooge]

Preiffer
Decker
LRoM

oh and my knee's

[preiffer]

But which one's the biggest pain in the a*se, Dave? [:p]

[Scrooge]

Originally posted by preiffer
But which one's the biggest pain in the a*se, Dave? [:p]

[:I]

List them here in this thread (even if you are British and reserved).

My upper lip sometimes gets a bit stiff.

Waking feeling knackered if I've (a) drunk too much and (b) slept on my back...and snored for England.

Paul

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes

Originally posted by Attitude23
I'm fit and healthy, probably due to the fact I'm so young[}:)]

But you live in Hull. [:X]

GJ

erm its ULL isn't it[}:)]

My only problem is my insatiable randiness[:p]

[Decker]

I can see that would be a problem in a Funeral Parlour.... [:p]

Originally posted by Decker
I can see that would be a problem in a Funeral Parlour.... [:p]

A pulse is one of my absolute minimum requirements[:o)]
unless your talking about hull,lol

Originally posted by easygoingeezer

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes

Originally posted by Attitude23
I'm fit and healthy, probably due to the fact I'm so young[}:)]

But you live in Hull. [:X]

GJ

erm its ULL isn't it[}:)]

My only problem is my insatiable randiness[:p]

No it's called the pits! [:p]

My pains...

*Irregular migraine
*Right foot feeling slightly heavier than my left foot
*Back pains after standing for a few hours at MAN's viewing park

Originally posted by jaguarpig

Originally posted by honey lamb

Originally posted by jaguarpig
Gout[B)]

Me too! [B)]

Ouch[:#] never heard of ladies suffering from it before.

Well here's another one who also has!

Originally posted by easygoingeezer

Originally posted by Decker
I can see that would be a problem in a Funeral Parlour.... [:p]

A pulse is one of my absolute minimum requirements[:o)]
unless your talking about hull,lol

Where pulse is almost always optional???;)

[Neil]

Excuse me one second - less of the Hull (or, as EGG quite rightly states, 'Ull as the local chavs call it)bashing please. Unless you have been to this wonderful city I call home then I think you are not qualified to comment. Ok we may have been rated the UK's number 1 crap town 2 years ago, and yes we may have a murder or 2 every hour but really it isn't that bad.

Mr GJ - You SO know Hull is part of your UK holiday next year, I have the tour already planned for you, you will LOVE it.

A pulse is one of my absolute minimum requirements
unless your talking about hull,lol

[:(!][V][:(!]

No it's called the pits!

[:(!][V][:(!]

I seem to be collecting aches and pains rather like Top Trump cards at the moment

A little disease called Diabetes
Macular degeneration (slight) in one eye
Either the start of arthritis in my hips or a pulled muscle [:o)]
Tomorrow, in for a minor operation at the docs to remove an ingrowing toenail [:0][:0]
Continuing ache in my shoulder from playing rugby and chipping the bone, held in check by cortizone injections

Apart from that, I'm fit and healthy [:o)][:o)][:o)]

Originally posted by Attitude23
Excuse me one second - less of the Hull (or, as EGG quite rightly states, 'Ull as the local chavs call it)bashing please. Unless you have been to this wonderful city I call home then I think you are not qualified to comment. Ok we may have been rated the UK's number 1 crap town 2 years ago, and yes we may have a murder or 2 every hour but really it isn't that bad.

Mr GJ - You SO know Hull is part of your UK holiday next year, I have the tour already planned for you, you will LOVE it.

A pulse is one of my absolute minimum requirements
unless your talking about hull,lol

[:(!][V][:(!]

No it's called the pits!

[:(!][V][:(!]

Sorry, but have to take you to task about Ull - surely, Basildon (Basiwldon) is the number 1 chav town????

And sadly, I live not far from it... [:(]

[HighFlyer]

Oh gosh, what a thread! I dont fancy sitting next to some of you in the doctors waiting room, going on about your aches and pains and impressive ailments.

Thanks,
Sarah