Looking for that quirky Xmas gift?

[RichardMannion]

http://www.giantmicrobes.com

That's right your own microbe a million times larger in a nice fluffy, friendly way.

Various available such as Herpes, CJD, Atheletes Foot and many more.

[Neil]

WTF - I can just see it on Xmas day

Neil: "there you go brother/sister/niece/nephew/t'other I've bought you a fluffy H.I.V microbe"[y][y][y]
Receiver: "ohhh lovely" in a sarcastic tone with a look of "you weirdo" on their faces[:(!][n][:(!]

Thanks but no thanks.

[Bazz]

Ebola anybody?

[HighFlyer]

LOL Give the gift of Herpes this Christmas!

I LOVE these! I'm going to get a few for my baby sister to help her with biochemistry. They do a nice chickenpox one for mdvipond junior

Thanks,
Sarah

[Pete]

Pop Quiz.

What's Richard giving Sarah for Christmas?

Answer: Chlamydia. The gift that keeps on giving.

[HighFlyer]

Originally posted by Pete
Pop Quiz.

What's Richard giving Sarah for Christmas?

Answer: Chlamydia. The gift that keeps on giving.

Groan!

And here is the little beggar:



Thanks,
Sarah

[RichardMannion]

Originally posted by Neil
WTF - I can just see it on Xmas day

Neil: "there you go brother/sister/niece/nephew/t'other I've bought you a fluffy H.I.V microbe"[y][y][y]
Receiver: "ohhh lovely" in a sarcastic tone with a look of "you weirdo" on their faces[:(!][n][:(!]

Thanks but no thanks.

Yeah I did notice there wasn't one for Thrush.

[Neil]

Originally posted by RichardMannion
Yeah I did notice there wasn't one for Thrush.

[:(!] for being nasty, but also for being mildly amusing

I'm definitely going to get my 18 year old son a Venereal one - he thinks he's god's gift to women at the moment.

Jilly

[fozzyo]

I just can't decide on weather I should give my boss The Clap, Herpes, Syphilis or Chlamydia. Or maybe all four!

Originally posted by HighFlyer
LOL Give the gift of Herpes this Christmas!

I LOVE these! I'm going to get a few for my baby sister to help her with biochemistry. They do a nice chickenpox one for mdvipond junior

Thanks,
Sarah

I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but the-now Mrs mdvipond has recently 'borrowed' the Giant Microbes idea for jr.'s toddler group and made some of her own (they are terribly expensive). A few funky coloured socks, some googley stick on eyes and a needle and thread and the little darlings were soon in posession of more potentially deadly viruses than a would-be Middle East dictator.

[Scrooge]

Did you know about this side of her before you married her ?