How about a laugh????

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:

'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.

'What are my choices?' the man asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied
I need a laugh so come on get your jokes on here (please)


Scarlet [:o)]
Scarlet

Sounds a good idea, here's my effort.

A man walks into the Doctors and says,' Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a moth!!'

The person he spoke to said, 'I'm sorry Sir, but this is a Dental Surgery, and I'm a Dentist.'

The Man replied, ' Oh, I'm so sorry, it's just that I was passing, and saw the light was on!!' [:D]

Sounds a good idea, here's my effort.

A man walks into the Doctors and says,' Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a moth!!'

The person he spoke to said, 'I'm sorry Sir, but this is a Dental Surgery, and I'm a Dentist.'

The Man replied, ' Oh, I'm so sorry, it's just that I was passing, and saw the light was on!!' [:D]

thanks little mouse
i did have a laugh at 'your effort'

where's everyone elses sense of humour?????

[:p]
Scarlet

thanks little mouse
i did have a laugh at 'your effort'

where's everyone elses sense of humour?????

[:p]
Scarlet

How about a joke pulled on Google - no doubt this won't work for long but until then check out the first search result!
google

How about a joke pulled on Google - no doubt this won't work for long but until then check out the first search result!
google

I wouldn't recommend clicking on that link if you're at work and others can see the screen!

I wouldn't recommend clicking on that link if you're at work and others can see the screen!

It's 21.25 & it's still posted.

It's 21.25 & it's still posted.

Originally posted by McMaddog
How about a joke pulled on Google - no doubt this won't work for long but until then check out the first search result!
google

How Naughty !!!!!

Scarlet[:p]

Originally posted by McMaddog
How about a joke pulled on Google - no doubt this won't work for long but until then check out the first search result!
google

How Naughty !!!!!

Scarlet[:p]

I've never been too fond of steak .....

I've never been too fond of steak .....

Either way it's a mouthful of meat.

GJ

Either way it's a mouthful of meat.

GJ

[:I]
What a shame I am a vegetarian ( a likely story!!!)

Scarlet[;)]

[:I]
What a shame I am a vegetarian ( a likely story!!!)

Scarlet[;)]