#255667 by Howard Long
21 Aug 2008, 16:13
I am writing this in a rather lethargic way on the shift key, so I apologise now if capitals don't come out. Any rather unfortunate aberrations of this sort are by dint of a beer injury to my elbow sustained in Edinburgh last weekend.

Picked up from the City by Virgin LimoBike 12:15, arrived at T5 13:05.

At check in, a humanoid 'take a number' deli-style told me to go to the check in number J6. I forgot to pick up any snob tags. I asked where iris security registration thing is, no-one knew.

Zero wait at South security except for untrained guy checking BPs.

After giving her my bp, dragon #1 at CCR looked down upon me and asked after 10 secs 'are you travelling F?' So I helped her out by pointing out the F on my BP.

Dragon #2 inside the hallowed turf was much more forgiving.

Looked at CCR dining menu - rather lacklustre to say the least - VS Clubhouse wins here.

Glass of bolly 1999, for old times sake, - very bolly, a deep almost slightly madirised feel to it - plus cheese & onion crisps

Needed food, so went to Plane Food. Had the specials - anti pasto plus fish cakes, bottle of Leeuwin Prelude Chard 2005. Was told it wasn't oaked but it is, which is more my taste anyway. OK, but it was my worst meal there so far.

Now to try the F lounge - Glass of Ch Haut-Bergey Pessac Leognan 2004 white - just my cup of tea. Vanilla, butter and spice. And at my temperature too (I like oaky wines near room temp).

F lounge already has defects - scratches, melomine veneer scrapes etc.

The 'outside' areas of F and CCR are very quiet indeed. You get waiter/waitress/waitron [(c) Decker] service in the CCR, not in F.

See you later... back to the CCR.

15:30 - back in the CCR. It's all a bit Vegas in here.

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Lovely Puligny Montrachet 2005 (but a bit cold) and a Ch Batailley 1996. And some cheese. [16:03 - ooh look at them stains on the table - they've been there since I sat down in the same place at 13:15]

Not bad for a boy between jobs[:#]

Laters...

[16:09]...
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Overlooking some poor people today

...alligators...

[17:05]

a couple of '99s later (not Mr Wippy, Mr Bolly), and...

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Cleansing g&t

On return I will be finally back to Gold 'yesh yesh GOLD' after two years a lowly silver.

As I'm aboard I will fill in some bits once back on terra firma in a few hours.

... in a while...

[03:45]

Arghh - my head hurts. Clearly I have a problem here, a big problem, but despite that I will soldier on.

Made my way to the T5B satellite, to be greeted by nobody in front of me in the F/J line so I was delighted being barely moments to my next pint of Bolly '99 depite the minor irritation of having to share a 30 second train ride between the A and B terminals.

On boarding I was shown directly to my seat by two delightful ladies. I knew this was going to be pretty empty today, because on Monday I was the only pax in F. In the end I had two others, and with three crew assigned I was hardly going to struggle getting a wee dram.

Directly I was asked what I'd like and to test the water I went for the G&T. Nice, because sometimes it's only Champagne. Got into my PJs. The PJs are OK but they don't come in a nice cloth bag so, as regulars will know, as I go commando in PJs, I didn't have anywhere to put me kecks, so I had to hide them in my shoes. I don't think anyone noticed.

Taxied for the usual half hour or so, and off we went. Fixed my Bolly problem with a couple more '99s and canapees.

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Started dinner service with a super cheese soufflee that truly went orgasmically with a couple of Clos du Bois Russian River Valley Reserve Chardonnay.

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For me main I chose a spicy lamb cutlet dish that was as good as it gets in the air. My vote for the best airline dish of the year.

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Matched it with a 1996 Bordeaux - don't have the menu with me right now but it was a goody - OK now I have the menu in front of me it's a Ch L_oville Poyferr_.

Gotta go - lounge here in YVR is closing.

... crocodile...

[04:15] OK now at gate waiting for my connection.

Let me explain why the lamb was sooo good. I have only once had rare meat on a plane and I think that was probably a mistake, and the lamb today was certainly at least in the _ point category. But to make it into a curry by covering it in a super spicy sauce made it remarkable.

Of course no meal is sacred without cheese. On viewing the plate (sadly no cheese board) I picked the Russian River Valley chard again, and some port that astionishingly was only available in very large quantites.

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But something wasn't quite right at the Caerphilly stage, so I ordered some more of the Pessac Leognan that I'd had earlier in the lounge, but on strict intructions that the quantity should be kept in sub-pint proportions.

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Obscurely, I seem to have rather a lapse of memory about the dessert. I remember the creme anglaise (custard for the burger munchers) being super but the rest of the desert I have no clue about other than there were some roasted nuts that smelt remarkably like the ones those blokes sell to tourists on Charing Cross Road that no-one in their right minds would purchase.

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Lashings of Opitz Trockenbeerenauslese led me to forget completely anything else for the next few hours, so I'm afraid I can't really say much of interest about most of the rest of the flight.

My memory returned about forty minutes prior to landing.

I'd like to take the opportunity to thank the best crew I've had for quite some time and their uncanny knack of funnel feeding, for which I am indebted, not that I can remember much about it.

Now, I'm looking forward to meeting my extended family and crawling into a welcoming gutter somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.

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I thank you for your patience.

[25 Aug]

I was on an interesting (for me anyway) configuration where WT+ was directly behind F between doors 1 and 2, with CW behind and in the bubble.

On landing there were two jetways at 1L and 2L. The 2L mated first so CW were deplaning before we could get out. However I made up for it, and I was first at immigration where delightfully there was no-one in front of me.

So during the entire trip I had never had to wait in line behind anyone! Surely a first.

In conclusion...

There is little point using the F check in other than that you can. There is nothing particularly 'special' about it unlike the old T1 and T4 F check in.

I liked the F & CCR lounges and the superb wine selection in both, although the food offerings in the CCR and certainly F (where there's a very simple buffet) were a million miles from the quality of the beverages. I have no idea why or what the pony tailed Quintissentially guys were doing in the CCR. There are many many waiting people in the CCR, but they didn't seem to come around much. The outside areas of both the F and CCR lounges are the tranquil spots.

A lack of trained people is a problem in T5. At every stage something was a surprise. They've been open six months now, surely it can't take that long.

The flight was faultless in every way except the airbridges on arrival. The seat was really comfortable both sitting up and when in the bad position. AVOD was OK but already looks antique compared to other airlines' offerings. I was certainly blessed with an empty flight and a truly stellar crew.

[25 Aug - assorted corrections and additions made]
#451210 by Decker
21 Aug 2008, 16:29
Hoo hooo - real time reporting :) Keep it up. Waitron seems to be a South African thing and I have adopted it along with s/he.
#451213 by moid
21 Aug 2008, 17:06
Not only a 'live' trip report but photos as well - you are spoiling us!!
#451214 by n/a
21 Aug 2008, 17:12
Originally posted by Decker
Hoo hooo - real time reporting :) Keep it up. Waitron seems to be a South African thing and I have adopted it along with s/he.


We called the staff at school 'waitrons,' and this circa 1978-1981 and most certainly not in South Africa. Although one of the lads in my form was from Port Elizabeth (weather fine).

May I say that the life of Howard Long is, in its totality, most enviable?

Puligny Montrachet...damn you for invoking that splendiferous term, sir! Oh, god, now I'm going to have to go out and buy a bottle of that for tonight's crab cakes. [:p]

GJ
#451216 by slinky09
21 Aug 2008, 17:38
Yum ... part deux please [oo]
#451219 by HighFlyer
21 Aug 2008, 17:51
Ah, nothing like an inspiration read [:)] Nice shot of T5 there Howard, look forward to reading about the flight!

Thanks,
Sarah
#451235 by jaguarpig
21 Aug 2008, 21:18
Here is me by the same donkey in the CR on saturday.

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and the agreed rather lack lustre CR menu.

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Have a good trip Howard and hope you got an afternoon tea like this one.

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#451236 by n/a
21 Aug 2008, 21:35
I love adjective-laden menus.

GJ
#451243 by HighFlyer
21 Aug 2008, 22:46
Mmmm.... afternoon tea [:)]

Perhaps we ought to have a virtual pint of mild for the first V-Flyer to be photographed astride the BA lounge horsey [:D]

Thanks,
Sarah
#451261 by n/a
22 Aug 2008, 00:24
Originally posted by HighFlyer
Mmmm.... afternoon tea [:)]

Perhaps we ought to have a virtual pint of mild for the first V-Flyer to be photographed astride the BA lounge horsey [:D]

Thanks,
Sarah


In Hull they do it bareback.

GJ
#451269 by buns
22 Aug 2008, 05:36
Howard

Excellent reports from the Front sir.

You are making me so jealous with the various drink offerings and amused with your observations of the BA staff / service

Keep it up (if the '99s allow)[}:)]

buns
#451271 by Howard Long
22 Aug 2008, 05:59
Originally posted by jaguarpig
Here is me by the same donkey in the CR on saturday.

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There's something rather premier footballer about the donkey isn't there? I mean, would you seriously have one in your living room? And even if you did, one with a lampshade on its head?

H
#451279 by n/a
22 Aug 2008, 09:30
Originally posted by Howard Long
Originally posted by jaguarpig
Here is me by the same donkey in the CR on saturday.

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There's something rather premier footballer about the donkey isn't there? I mean, would you seriously have one in your living room? And even if you did, one with a lampshade on its head?

H


Ummm, I got mine at Selfridge's. So I'll take that as a compliment.

GJ
#451283 by jaguarpig
22 Aug 2008, 11:20
Originally posted by HighFlyer
Mmmm.... afternoon tea [:)]

Perhaps we ought to have a virtual pint of mild for the first V-Flyer to be photographed astride the BA lounge horsey [:D]

Thanks,
Sarah


Probably not a good idea as they are plastic[:D]
#451290 by Decker
22 Aug 2008, 12:15
You have a plastic lamp stand GJ? Heaven forfend...
#451302 by jaguarpig
22 Aug 2008, 14:05
Howard, the 1996 Bordeaux was Leoville Poyferre,the port is Warre's 1988 Colheita and the desert was Liam Tomlins 'baked apple'.Very similar maybe identical menu that we had.The service we experienced was also superb and the Optitz Trockenbeerenauslese mmmmmmm oh and the Camus XO ain't bad.

Canapes
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cheese soufflee
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Leak and potato soup
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Lamb cutlet
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Greengage tart with clotted cream
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Cheese

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First part of afternoon tea
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and that superb Opitz Trockenbeerenauslese desert wine
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#451304 by iforres1
22 Aug 2008, 14:52
Truly wonderful commentary. Now that is what a call a drinks marathon. Top marks and respect. [oo]

Envious

Iain
#451305 by HighFlyer
22 Aug 2008, 14:57
some roasted nuts that smelt remarkably like the ones those blokes sell to tourists on Charing Cross Road that no-one in their right minds would purchase.


That'd be 'chow chow nuts', and that would also be my mother then [:D]

This is really a feast for the mind and soul. Keep it coming!

Thanks,
Sarah
#451320 by Howard Long
22 Aug 2008, 16:39
Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Ummm, I got mine at Selfridge's. So I'll take that as a compliment.


Did you take it with you as carry on or did you check it?

H
#451323 by n/a
22 Aug 2008, 16:54
Originally posted by Howard Long
Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Ummm, I got mine at Selfridge's. So I'll take that as a compliment.


Did you take it with you as carry on or did you check it?

H


My dear man! I rode it home, of course!

GJ
#451324 by Howard Long
22 Aug 2008, 17:09
Originally posted by jaguarpig
Howard, the 1996 Bordeaux was Leoville Poyferre,the port is Warre's 1988 Colheita and the desert was Liam Tomlins 'baked apple'.Very similar maybe identical menu that we had.The service we experienced was also superb and the Optitz Trockenbeerenauslese mmmmmmm oh and the Camus XO ain't bad.


Stupidly (in a drunken stupor propably) as I was on a little turboprop up to the boonies, I decided to check the baggage on this segment where I'd put the menus.

You are correct about the Bordeaux - I was really very impressed with the wine in general. It's been a couple of years since I've done BA F and they have not neglected the booze department, and, if anything, it's better.

The cheese soufflŽ was yummy but I had it without the kumquat compote: with the fruit I thought it would have made it difficult to match the old vino don't you know. The match on its own with the Clos du Bois Reserve Russian River Valley chard was superb. That wine by itself is a full-on monster - my favourite wine of the trip.

It looks like your lamb wasn't spicy? Mine was 'Spiced rack of lamb served with natural gravy' and was one of my favourite, if not the best dishes I've had in the air. I would guess that without the spicy bit it would be your usual over-done grey meat. For my money, spicy things work really well in the air.

The AVOD was OK but nothing on vPort. I hardly used it: I have my iPhone now fully loaded with vids!

Cheers, H
#451326 by Howard Long
22 Aug 2008, 17:35
Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Originally posted by Howard Long
Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes
Ummm, I got mine at Selfridge's. So I'll take that as a compliment.

Did you take it with you as carry on or did you check it?

My dear man! I rode it home, of course!


Comme a?
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#451329 by n/a
22 Aug 2008, 17:57
Oui, oui! Exactement!

GJ
#451337 by jaguarpig
22 Aug 2008, 21:39
It looks like your lamb wasn't spicy? Mine was 'Spiced rack of lamb served with natural gravy' and was one of my favourite, if not the best dishes I've had in the air. I would guess that without the spicy bit it would be your usual over-done grey meat. For my money, spicy things work really well in the air.

Just checked the menu and it was Shaun Hill's spiced rack of lamb with natural gravy, looks like mine got less spice[:D]
#451341 by JAT74L
23 Aug 2008, 03:50
Originally posted by iforres1
Truly wonderful commentary. Now that is what a call a drinks marathon. Top marks and respect. [oo]

Envious

Iain


DITTO!

I'm glad someone pointed out the lampshade on the donkeys head as I wondered why it's arse had a wire hanging out of it?

John
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