Though the works of Difford and Tilbrook are some of the finest in living memory, the coupling of
I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
always makes me wince as does the 'common / forgotten' couplet further on.
Paul
I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
always makes me wince as does the 'common / forgotten' couplet further on.
Paul
We can get better, because we're not dead yet
Though the works of Difford and Tilbrook are some of the finest in living memory, the coupling of
I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
always makes me wince as does the 'common / forgotten' couplet further on.
Paul
I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
always makes me wince as does the 'common / forgotten' couplet further on.
Paul
We can get better, because we're not dead yet
HighFlyer and pjh, I love The Streets and Squeeze desperately and would have dozens of good couplets from them in my head -- in fact, when I read this thread title, I immediately thought 'Not like good couplets such as I never thought it would happen/With me and the girl from Clapham' [y] Honest to god. To each their own [:)]
But since this is about bad ones, here is the WORST:
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Courtesy of The Black Eyed Peas, a reference to her butt (I guess)? I can only imagine how many women who have suffered breast cancer must recoil when they hear that 'little lumps' line -- having several good friends who've suffered it, the insensitivity of the line comes close to pissing me off. I mean, the only time anyone even uses the word lump anymore is to discuss that disease...or, more archaically, sugar for tea. It just makes me mad.
Rant over.
GJ
But since this is about bad ones, here is the WORST:
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Courtesy of The Black Eyed Peas, a reference to her butt (I guess)? I can only imagine how many women who have suffered breast cancer must recoil when they hear that 'little lumps' line -- having several good friends who've suffered it, the insensitivity of the line comes close to pissing me off. I mean, the only time anyone even uses the word lump anymore is to discuss that disease...or, more archaically, sugar for tea. It just makes me mad.
Rant over.
GJ
HighFlyer and pjh, I love The Streets and Squeeze desperately and would have dozens of good couplets from them in my head -- in fact, when I read this thread title, I immediately thought 'Not like good couplets such as I never thought it would happen/With me and the girl from Clapham' [y] Honest to god. To each their own [:)]
But since this is about bad ones, here is the WORST:
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Courtesy of The Black Eyed Peas, a reference to her butt (I guess)? I can only imagine how many women who have suffered breast cancer must recoil when they hear that 'little lumps' line -- having several good friends who've suffered it, the insensitivity of the line comes close to pissing me off. I mean, the only time anyone even uses the word lump anymore is to discuss that disease...or, more archaically, sugar for tea. It just makes me mad.
Rant over.
GJ
But since this is about bad ones, here is the WORST:
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
Courtesy of The Black Eyed Peas, a reference to her butt (I guess)? I can only imagine how many women who have suffered breast cancer must recoil when they hear that 'little lumps' line -- having several good friends who've suffered it, the insensitivity of the line comes close to pissing me off. I mean, the only time anyone even uses the word lump anymore is to discuss that disease...or, more archaically, sugar for tea. It just makes me mad.
Rant over.
GJ
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