What would be on your rider?

[mcmbenjamin]

Originally posted by Darren Wheeler

Originally posted by mcmbenjamin
(Can't you e-mail a hotel your request for in-room supplies?)

A blond pillow [:D]

?????? [:?]

Requesting a pillow (especially late at night) can be a hidden request for a 'lady of the night'.

[mcmbenjamin]

Originally posted by Darren Wheeler

Originally posted by mcmbenjamin
(Can't you e-mail a hotel your request for in-room supplies?)

A blond pillow [:D]

?????? [:?]

Requesting a pillow (especially late at night) can be a hidden request for a 'lady of the night'.

[Darren Wheeler]

I'll take your word for that..... [;)]

[Darren Wheeler]

I'll take your word for that..... [;)]

Naughty things. (Sorry Scrooge, that delivery was ours, ask next time!)
Gorgeous cushions with feathers in white.
A wardrobe of YLS clothes to try on and keep.
Tattinger Rose with strawberries.
Naked Luis Figo.
Apple Sours for Jue
Peanut Butter Cups for Lizzy.
A real fire (to keep Luis warm)
Marshmallows to toast
Nick Bracegirdle to Dj for us, full Chicane set

Same as any night stop really!

L&J xxx

Naughty things. (Sorry Scrooge, that delivery was ours, ask next time!)
Gorgeous cushions with feathers in white.
A wardrobe of YLS clothes to try on and keep.
Tattinger Rose with strawberries.
Naked Luis Figo.
Apple Sours for Jue
Peanut Butter Cups for Lizzy.
A real fire (to keep Luis warm)
Marshmallows to toast
Nick Bracegirdle to Dj for us, full Chicane set

Same as any night stop really!

L&J xxx

Originally posted by Scrooge
What the hell has the world come to..a rider with Wireless Internet connection,Hildon sparkling water,A nice cheese board with grapes and biscuits

1. A blond - BEER
2. A brun - BEER
3. A red - BEER (but not that fishy Bud crap)
4. A case of JD Bombay Sapphire
5. 1/2 pound of cocaine 1/2 pound of square sliced sausages
6. (MORE) Beer
7. oxygen tank (see 1,2,3) (to keep beer cold)
8. someone to drag me on to stage (see 1-6) to bed!!
Long live rock Scrooge!! [y]

JT [:D][:D][:D]

Originally posted by Scrooge
What the hell has the world come to..a rider with Wireless Internet connection,Hildon sparkling water,A nice cheese board with grapes and biscuits

1. A blond - BEER
2. A brun - BEER
3. A red - BEER (but not that fishy Bud crap)
4. A case of JD Bombay Sapphire
5. 1/2 pound of cocaine 1/2 pound of square sliced sausages
6. (MORE) Beer
7. oxygen tank (see 1,2,3) (to keep beer cold)
8. someone to drag me on to stage (see 1-6) to bed!!
Long live rock Scrooge!! [y]

JT [:D][:D][:D]

Oh, and TOP thread Richard!!

John

Oh, and TOP thread Richard!!

John

Think David Lee Roth had a couple of dwarfs with bowls of coke taped to their heads on one of his riders.

Think David Lee Roth had a couple of dwarfs with bowls of coke taped to their heads on one of his riders.

[Scrooge]

Originally posted by jaguarpig
Think David Lee Roth had a couple of dwarfs with bowls of coke taped to their heads on one of his riders.

Good man [y]

[Scrooge]

Originally posted by jaguarpig
Think David Lee Roth had a couple of dwarfs with bowls of coke taped to their heads on one of his riders.

Good man [y]

Jaguarpig, we heard that was Freddy Mercury and the dwarfs were wearing teachers mortar board hats, haha, it gives a whole new meaning to 'how low can you go?'

Love,

Liz & Julie x

Jaguarpig, we heard that was Freddy Mercury and the dwarfs were wearing teachers mortar board hats, haha, it gives a whole new meaning to 'how low can you go?'

Love,

Liz & Julie x

That's it. I'm older than GJ, younger than Sir Richard, and heaven help me, I blush at my wishes. They're so plebeian!

For instance:

1. Diet Dr. Pepper. Also Caffeine-free Diet Dr Pepper, for night flights. Otherwise known as why-bother?

2. Canadian Ice Age water, in copious quantities.

3. Larabars. Every native Seattleite must have Larabars.

4. Red Swedish Fish. Only red ones. No orange or yellow or (hack) green ones. I mean it.

5. Blue curacao. Lots of blue curacao. In something bubbly.

6. Invisibility cloak to cover me up when the blue curacao hits me.

7. Cloak of Silence to shut me up after the curacao hits me.

8. Hangover remedy to cure me after I wake up from after the curacao hits me.

9. Body bag to repose inside after the hangover remedy fails.

10. Profound-deafness-guaranteed earplugs (to save me from listening to what I did after number 6 and number 7 failed to work as advertised).

11. Memory charm to make me remember to NOT have the curacao again...(no hotel's been able to provide this one: I never remember)

Please, V-flyers, save me from myself. Come up with suggestions for me to add. I need to get out and party! If this is the most weird list I can come up with, I might as well stake a claim on an urn now...[:I]

That's it. I'm older than GJ, younger than Sir Richard, and heaven help me, I blush at my wishes. They're so plebeian!

For instance:

1. Diet Dr. Pepper. Also Caffeine-free Diet Dr Pepper, for night flights. Otherwise known as why-bother?

2. Canadian Ice Age water, in copious quantities.

3. Larabars. Every native Seattleite must have Larabars.

4. Red Swedish Fish. Only red ones. No orange or yellow or (hack) green ones. I mean it.

5. Blue curacao. Lots of blue curacao. In something bubbly.

6. Invisibility cloak to cover me up when the blue curacao hits me.

7. Cloak of Silence to shut me up after the curacao hits me.

8. Hangover remedy to cure me after I wake up from after the curacao hits me.

9. Body bag to repose inside after the hangover remedy fails.

10. Profound-deafness-guaranteed earplugs (to save me from listening to what I did after number 6 and number 7 failed to work as advertised).

11. Memory charm to make me remember to NOT have the curacao again...(no hotel's been able to provide this one: I never remember)

Please, V-flyers, save me from myself. Come up with suggestions for me to add. I need to get out and party! If this is the most weird list I can come up with, I might as well stake a claim on an urn now...[:I]