Or asking for a bottle of ginger[:D] or even going for the messages.
Apologies to our Southern and overseas members, we are having a bit of a haver.
Iain
49 pure give aways your Scottish....................
1. Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine is good weather
2. The only sausage you like is square
3. You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school
4. You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words - numpty, aye, aye right, auldyin, baltic
5. You have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy - haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage
6. You used to love destroying your teeth when you were young with Buchanans toffee, wham bars, tablet, cola cubes etc
7. You have an enormous feeling of dread when ever Scotland play a 'numpty' team
8. You happily engage in a conversation about the weather
9. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue, Big Country you still love it when your in a club abroad and they play something Scottish
10. You take a perverse pride in the fact that Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking related deaths in Europe
11. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his side kick lamp paladin
12. You got Oor Wullie and the Broons annuals at Xmas
13. You can tell where another scot is from by their accent - Awright pal gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Sun, cheers, magic pal - Glaswegian... Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night - Inverness etc
14. You see cops and hear someone shout 'errapolis'
15. You have participated in or watched people having a 'square go'
16. You know that when someone asks you what school you went to they want to know if you are catholic or protestant
17. You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince n tatties, oat cakes, haggis, Cullen skink, macaroon bars etc
18. A jakey has asked you for money
19. You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from a shop keeper
20. You know the right response to 'yoo dancin' is 'yoo askin' followed by 'am askin' and finally 'then am dancin'
21. You know that whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit
As that's what the jannies used to chuck on it at school
22. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt
23. You don't do shopping you do the 'messages'
24. Your sitting on the train or bus and a drunk man sits next to you telling you a joke - and asking 'I'm no annoying ya am a?' and you respond 'no not at all yer fine this is my stop'
25. A Scottish male can have a phone conversation using the words awright, aye and naw
26. You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink when out
- regardless of the circumstances
27. You know ye cannae fling yer pieces oot a 20 storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans'll testify tae that, if its butter, cheese or jeely if the bbBreid is plain or pan the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan
28. You know that going to a party at a friends means bring your own drink
29. Your holiday abroad is spoiled if you hear there is a heat-wave in Scotland when your away
30. Your national team goes 2-0 up again the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague and your mate says we'll end up losing 3-2 here and you think....probably
31. You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie and Auchtermuchty
32. You like deep fried battered pizza from the chippy
33. Your used to 4 seasons in one day
34. You cant pass a chip shop,kebab shop, without drooling when your drunk
35. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink
36. You see people wearing shellsuits and Burberry accessories and think its class
37. You measure distance in minutes
38. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like them in your own family
39. You go to Saltcoats because you think its like being at the ocean
40. You can make a whole sentence out of just swear words
41. You know what haggis is made with and still eat it
42. Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan their wedding day date
43. You've been at a wedding where the footie results were read out
44. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, Irn Bru, nappies and fags in one shop
45. You seaside holiday home has calor gas under it
46. You know Irn Bru is a hang over cure
47. You learned to swear before you learned your sums
48. You understand this and are going to send it to your pals
49. You are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever heard these words - 'hows it hingin? clatty, boggin, cludgie and, ba-heid and dubble nugget
1. Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine is good weather
2. The only sausage you like is square
3. You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school
4. You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words - numpty, aye, aye right, auldyin, baltic
5. You have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy - haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage
6. You used to love destroying your teeth when you were young with Buchanans toffee, wham bars, tablet, cola cubes etc
7. You have an enormous feeling of dread when ever Scotland play a 'numpty' team
8. You happily engage in a conversation about the weather
9. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue, Big Country you still love it when your in a club abroad and they play something Scottish
10. You take a perverse pride in the fact that Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking related deaths in Europe
11. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his side kick lamp paladin
12. You got Oor Wullie and the Broons annuals at Xmas
13. You can tell where another scot is from by their accent - Awright pal gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Sun, cheers, magic pal - Glaswegian... Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night - Inverness etc
14. You see cops and hear someone shout 'errapolis'
15. You have participated in or watched people having a 'square go'
16. You know that when someone asks you what school you went to they want to know if you are catholic or protestant
17. You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince n tatties, oat cakes, haggis, Cullen skink, macaroon bars etc
18. A jakey has asked you for money
19. You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from a shop keeper
20. You know the right response to 'yoo dancin' is 'yoo askin' followed by 'am askin' and finally 'then am dancin'
21. You know that whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit
As that's what the jannies used to chuck on it at school
22. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt
23. You don't do shopping you do the 'messages'
24. Your sitting on the train or bus and a drunk man sits next to you telling you a joke - and asking 'I'm no annoying ya am a?' and you respond 'no not at all yer fine this is my stop'
25. A Scottish male can have a phone conversation using the words awright, aye and naw
26. You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink when out
- regardless of the circumstances
27. You know ye cannae fling yer pieces oot a 20 storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans'll testify tae that, if its butter, cheese or jeely if the bbBreid is plain or pan the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan
28. You know that going to a party at a friends means bring your own drink
29. Your holiday abroad is spoiled if you hear there is a heat-wave in Scotland when your away
30. Your national team goes 2-0 up again the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague and your mate says we'll end up losing 3-2 here and you think....probably
31. You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie and Auchtermuchty
32. You like deep fried battered pizza from the chippy
33. Your used to 4 seasons in one day
34. You cant pass a chip shop,kebab shop, without drooling when your drunk
35. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink
36. You see people wearing shellsuits and Burberry accessories and think its class
37. You measure distance in minutes
38. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like them in your own family
39. You go to Saltcoats because you think its like being at the ocean
40. You can make a whole sentence out of just swear words
41. You know what haggis is made with and still eat it
42. Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan their wedding day date
43. You've been at a wedding where the footie results were read out
44. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, Irn Bru, nappies and fags in one shop
45. You seaside holiday home has calor gas under it
46. You know Irn Bru is a hang over cure
47. You learned to swear before you learned your sums
48. You understand this and are going to send it to your pals
49. You are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever heard these words - 'hows it hingin? clatty, boggin, cludgie and, ba-heid and dubble nugget
49 pure give aways your Scottish....................
1. Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine is good weather
2. The only sausage you like is square
3. You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school
4. You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words - numpty, aye, aye right, auldyin, baltic
5. You have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy - haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage
6. You used to love destroying your teeth when you were young with Buchanans toffee, wham bars, tablet, cola cubes etc
7. You have an enormous feeling of dread when ever Scotland play a 'numpty' team
8. You happily engage in a conversation about the weather
9. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue, Big Country you still love it when your in a club abroad and they play something Scottish
10. You take a perverse pride in the fact that Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking related deaths in Europe
11. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his side kick lamp paladin
12. You got Oor Wullie and the Broons annuals at Xmas
13. You can tell where another scot is from by their accent - Awright pal gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Sun, cheers, magic pal - Glaswegian... Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night - Inverness etc
14. You see cops and hear someone shout 'errapolis'
15. You have participated in or watched people having a 'square go'
16. You know that when someone asks you what school you went to they want to know if you are catholic or protestant
17. You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince n tatties, oat cakes, haggis, Cullen skink, macaroon bars etc
18. A jakey has asked you for money
19. You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from a shop keeper
20. You know the right response to 'yoo dancin' is 'yoo askin' followed by 'am askin' and finally 'then am dancin'
21. You know that whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit
As that's what the jannies used to chuck on it at school
22. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt
23. You don't do shopping you do the 'messages'
24. Your sitting on the train or bus and a drunk man sits next to you telling you a joke - and asking 'I'm no annoying ya am a?' and you respond 'no not at all yer fine this is my stop'
25. A Scottish male can have a phone conversation using the words awright, aye and naw
26. You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink when out
- regardless of the circumstances
27. You know ye cannae fling yer pieces oot a 20 storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans'll testify tae that, if its butter, cheese or jeely if the bbBreid is plain or pan the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan
28. You know that going to a party at a friends means bring your own drink
29. Your holiday abroad is spoiled if you hear there is a heat-wave in Scotland when your away
30. Your national team goes 2-0 up again the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague and your mate says we'll end up losing 3-2 here and you think....probably
31. You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie and Auchtermuchty
32. You like deep fried battered pizza from the chippy
33. Your used to 4 seasons in one day
34. You cant pass a chip shop,kebab shop, without drooling when your drunk
35. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink
36. You see people wearing shellsuits and Burberry accessories and think its class
37. You measure distance in minutes
38. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like them in your own family
39. You go to Saltcoats because you think its like being at the ocean
40. You can make a whole sentence out of just swear words
41. You know what haggis is made with and still eat it
42. Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan their wedding day date
43. You've been at a wedding where the footie results were read out
44. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, Irn Bru, nappies and fags in one shop
45. You seaside holiday home has calor gas under it
46. You know Irn Bru is a hang over cure
47. You learned to swear before you learned your sums
48. You understand this and are going to send it to your pals
49. You are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever heard these words - 'hows it hingin? clatty, boggin, cludgie and, ba-heid and dubble nugget
1. Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine is good weather
2. The only sausage you like is square
3. You have been forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school
4. You know a wide vocabulary of random Scottish words - numpty, aye, aye right, auldyin, baltic
5. You have an irrational need to eat anything fried with your supper from the chippy - haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausage
6. You used to love destroying your teeth when you were young with Buchanans toffee, wham bars, tablet, cola cubes etc
7. You have an enormous feeling of dread when ever Scotland play a 'numpty' team
8. You happily engage in a conversation about the weather
9. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue, Big Country you still love it when your in a club abroad and they play something Scottish
10. You take a perverse pride in the fact that Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking related deaths in Europe
11. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cavalcade on a Sunday afternoon with his side kick lamp paladin
12. You got Oor Wullie and the Broons annuals at Xmas
13. You can tell where another scot is from by their accent - Awright pal gonnae gies a wee swatch oa yur Sun, cheers, magic pal - Glaswegian... Fit ya bin up tae, fair few quines in the night - Inverness etc
14. You see cops and hear someone shout 'errapolis'
15. You have participated in or watched people having a 'square go'
16. You know that when someone asks you what school you went to they want to know if you are catholic or protestant
17. You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince n tatties, oat cakes, haggis, Cullen skink, macaroon bars etc
18. A jakey has asked you for money
19. You think nothing of waiting expectantly for your 1p change from a shop keeper
20. You know the right response to 'yoo dancin' is 'yoo askin' followed by 'am askin' and finally 'then am dancin'
21. You know that whenever you see sawdust it reminds you of pools of vomit
As that's what the jannies used to chuck on it at school
22. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt
23. You don't do shopping you do the 'messages'
24. Your sitting on the train or bus and a drunk man sits next to you telling you a joke - and asking 'I'm no annoying ya am a?' and you respond 'no not at all yer fine this is my stop'
25. A Scottish male can have a phone conversation using the words awright, aye and naw
26. You have experienced peer pressure to have an alcoholic drink when out
- regardless of the circumstances
27. You know ye cannae fling yer pieces oot a 20 storey flat, seven hundred hungry weans'll testify tae that, if its butter, cheese or jeely if the bbBreid is plain or pan the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan
28. You know that going to a party at a friends means bring your own drink
29. Your holiday abroad is spoiled if you hear there is a heat-wave in Scotland when your away
30. Your national team goes 2-0 up again the Czechs in a qualifier in Prague and your mate says we'll end up losing 3-2 here and you think....probably
31. You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie and Auchtermuchty
32. You like deep fried battered pizza from the chippy
33. Your used to 4 seasons in one day
34. You cant pass a chip shop,kebab shop, without drooling when your drunk
35. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink
36. You see people wearing shellsuits and Burberry accessories and think its class
37. You measure distance in minutes
38. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like them in your own family
39. You go to Saltcoats because you think its like being at the ocean
40. You can make a whole sentence out of just swear words
41. You know what haggis is made with and still eat it
42. Somebody you know used a football schedule to plan their wedding day date
43. You've been at a wedding where the footie results were read out
44. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, Irn Bru, nappies and fags in one shop
45. You seaside holiday home has calor gas under it
46. You know Irn Bru is a hang over cure
47. You learned to swear before you learned your sums
48. You understand this and are going to send it to your pals
49. You are 100 per cent Scottish if you have ever heard these words - 'hows it hingin? clatty, boggin, cludgie and, ba-heid and dubble nugget
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