BB, or not BB?

Neil, Slink - for the record, I have no idea what you're talking about. Furthermore, please allow me to remain in my idyl of ignorance. I thank you.

So, this poll is really hotting up isn't it? How exciting! With hindsight, I feel that maybe I was giving you all a bit too much scope with the electrodes option but, hey, you live and learn.

Of those who've voted for something that doesn't involve delivering high voltage to their own genitals, the surprise front runner is Rachel, going against the bookies current favourite, Mikey. Personally, I feel that flooding the house with mustard gas would be the best option for all involved, but let's wait and see what happens tonight. 'Big Brother house. This is Davina. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear'...

Neil, Slink - for the record, I have no idea what you're talking about. Furthermore, please allow me to remain in my idyl of ignorance. I thank you.

So, this poll is really hotting up isn't it? How exciting! With hindsight, I feel that maybe I was giving you all a bit too much scope with the electrodes option but, hey, you live and learn.

Of those who've voted for something that doesn't involve delivering high voltage to their own genitals, the surprise front runner is Rachel, going against the bookies current favourite, Mikey. Personally, I feel that flooding the house with mustard gas would be the best option for all involved, but let's wait and see what happens tonight. 'Big Brother house. This is Davina. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear'...

Originally posted by mdvipond
Neil, Slink - for the record, I have no idea what you're talking about. Furthermore, please allow me to remain in my idyl of ignorance. I thank you.

Ignorance be damned!!!

GJ

Originally posted by mdvipond
Neil, Slink - for the record, I have no idea what you're talking about. Furthermore, please allow me to remain in my idyl of ignorance. I thank you.

Ignorance be damned!!!

GJ

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes

Originally posted by mdvipond
Neil, Slink - for the record, I have no idea what you're talking about. Furthermore, please allow me to remain in my idyl of ignorance. I thank you.

Ignorance be damned!!!

GJ

Oh GJ [:#][n][:w][:0]

Originally posted by GrinningJackanapes

Originally posted by mdvipond
Neil, Slink - for the record, I have no idea what you're talking about. Furthermore, please allow me to remain in my idyl of ignorance. I thank you.

Ignorance be damned!!!

GJ

Oh GJ [:#][n][:w][:0]

[Scrooge]

Well I learnt something today and I thought I knew all the slang terms...errr thanks GJ for teaching me something [:#]

[Scrooge]

Well I learnt something today and I thought I knew all the slang terms...errr thanks GJ for teaching me something [:#]

Oh, good grief. Is there a smiley out there putting its fingers in its ears and singing 'I can't hear you, la, la, la!'?

Oh, good grief. Is there a smiley out there putting its fingers in its ears and singing 'I can't hear you, la, la, la!'?

[Neil]

Tut tut, do some people have no decorum. Some things do not need to be brought to the attention on innocent straight people, and if they do surely there is a more subtle way of doing so.

[Neil]

Tut tut, do some people have no decorum. Some things do not need to be brought to the attention on innocent straight people, and if they do surely there is a more subtle way of doing so.

I so hope mikey doesn't win. Please let it be anyone but Mikey! Anyone who thinks it is a good idea to chew sprouts, spit them in a bucket and then eat them again surely can't win!!! Foul!!!!

I so hope mikey doesn't win. Please let it be anyone but Mikey! Anyone who thinks it is a good idea to chew sprouts, spit them in a bucket and then eat them again surely can't win!!! Foul!!!!

Originally posted by Neil
Tut tut, do some people have no decorum. Some things do not need to be brought to the attention on innocent straight people, and if they do surely there is a more subtle way of doing so.

Oh yes, I forgot straight folk don't get HIV and thus need not be mindful of safer sex.

Carry on you straight lot -- have one for us!

GJ

Originally posted by Neil
Tut tut, do some people have no decorum. Some things do not need to be brought to the attention on innocent straight people, and if they do surely there is a more subtle way of doing so.

Oh yes, I forgot straight folk don't get HIV and thus need not be mindful of safer sex.

Carry on you straight lot -- have one for us!

GJ

Well, well, well. Wellety, wellety, wellety. Disregarding the 80% of people who like electrodes on their soft bits, V-Flyer - against the odds, it must be said - correctly predicted that Rachel would be the BB winner. Kudos chaps.

Now, only 9 months to BB 10!!

Well, well, well. Wellety, wellety, wellety. Disregarding the 80% of people who like electrodes on their soft bits, V-Flyer - against the odds, it must be said - correctly predicted that Rachel would be the BB winner. Kudos chaps.

Now, only 9 months to BB 10!!

Originally posted by mdvipond

Now, only 9 months to BB 10!!

Someone has to get the producers in touch with LRoM. Can someone send them a DVD of His daily life and comments? Hell, I'd move to the UK for the duration, just to be able to watch that...

GJ

Originally posted by mdvipond

Now, only 9 months to BB 10!!

Someone has to get the producers in touch with LRoM. Can someone send them a DVD of His daily life and comments? Hell, I'd move to the UK for the duration, just to be able to watch that...

GJ

Anyone on here who is caught, or admitted to, watching Big Brother should therefore be forced to take a Celebair flight and fly in Economy for the rest of their lives! [}:)]

As for my opinion of Big Brother, never watched it...and I have no intentions of ever doing so. It's basically full of chavs and people who just want to go on there to gain Z-list celebrity status and grace the covers of OK! magazine. Although if the fit female contestants end up on Nuts or ZOO then that's all right. [y][:I]

Anyone on here who is caught, or admitted to, watching Big Brother should therefore be forced to take a Celebair flight and fly in Economy for the rest of their lives! [}:)]

As for my opinion of Big Brother, never watched it...and I have no intentions of ever doing so. It's basically full of chavs and people who just want to go on there to gain Z-list celebrity status and grace the covers of OK! magazine. Although if the fit female contestants end up on Nuts or ZOO then that's all right. [y][:I]