You For Coffee, Sir?

[Darren Wheeler]

Just read the latest edition. Ladies, fantastic again!!

Just one little thing though. Can the email titles be changed? 'Standard myebook template email.' was gobbled up by my spam filter quicker than a chav at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Oooo Darren Wheeler, you fab man! Not a clue about templates, we suspect you've got your settings up higher than a Nun's garter. Oh, we don;t know, tell the computer we're not spam!

Oh yes, and have you tasted Spam itself? Unbelievably repulsive and salty, it's saltier than a Mermaid's tears. And worse, have you seen the advert 'Spam up for an anniversary!' After forty years of marriage a spouse presents a spam salad to celebrate? Is this some kind of sick joke?

xxxx

Oooo Darren Wheeler, you fab man! Not a clue about templates, we suspect you've got your settings up higher than a Nun's garter. Oh, we don;t know, tell the computer we're not spam!

Oh yes, and have you tasted Spam itself? Unbelievably repulsive and salty, it's saltier than a Mermaid's tears. And worse, have you seen the advert 'Spam up for an anniversary!' After forty years of marriage a spouse presents a spam salad to celebrate? Is this some kind of sick joke?

xxxx

Originally posted by Liz and Julie
it's saltier than a Seaman's semen.

Mods! Remove this before Her Grace should stumble upon this vile passage. Probably wouldn't do much to help His Grace, either. [:0]

GJ[:w]

Originally posted by Liz and Julie
it's saltier than a Seaman's semen.

Mods! Remove this before Her Grace should stumble upon this vile passage. Probably wouldn't do much to help His Grace, either. [:0]

GJ[:w]

Mr Grins! What do you mean? We never mentioned his passage! You have a very filthy mind.

Mr Grins! What do you mean? We never mentioned his passage! You have a very filthy mind.

Priceless ladies, priceless. Now where can we download that video clip[:I]

Iain

Priceless ladies, priceless. Now where can we download that video clip[:I]

Iain

On my phone you devils! And never to be displayed, I look shocking. I always suspected that our ambient lighting revels things best hidden, it shows the passengers dandruff. Can it be UV lighting secretly there to humiliate folk?

xxx

On my phone you devils! And never to be displayed, I look shocking. I always suspected that our ambient lighting revels things best hidden, it shows the passengers dandruff. Can it be UV lighting secretly there to humiliate folk?

xxx

[Pete]

Just wanted to wish this thread Happy First Birthday.

One of the longest-running active threads in V-Flyer's history [;-)]

Pete

[Pete]

Just wanted to wish this thread Happy First Birthday.

One of the longest-running active threads in V-Flyer's history [;-)]

Pete

Yay! Thanks Pete, and what a wide ranging load of issues all covered! Some of them uncovered. The great thing about this forum is it really is very well put together, and actually excellent to use. Far ahead of others in ease of use and technology employed. Great fun, thanks everyone!

Jet lag very bad today, and so much to do. Vile.

Love Lizzy x

Yay! Thanks Pete, and what a wide ranging load of issues all covered! Some of them uncovered. The great thing about this forum is it really is very well put together, and actually excellent to use. Far ahead of others in ease of use and technology employed. Great fun, thanks everyone!

Jet lag very bad today, and so much to do. Vile.

Love Lizzy x

New airportal!!!!
Hiya folks!

Yes, we've been busy! Here's the link to the new magazine, have a look please everybody!

http://www.myebook.com/index.php?option=ebook&id=1401

Big hugs, your flying pals,

Liz & Julie x

Hello dear friends!

Just to let you know that the new AIRPORTAL has left the runway and is in the climb! This month we feature an eye-catching safety briefing, the Playboy Jet Bunnies, Facebook for flyers, Crew opinion on the Virgin 'Chav' scandal and the Manchester Air Disaster. Plus our usual selection of fun and frolics at altitude! Really people, what more could you want for free!!!!

http://www.myebook.com/index.php?option=ebook&id=1907

Big hugs to you all,

Liz & Jue x

Great, many thanks. Hope you have a great Christmas and new year in the Sun, looking stunning of course!