I try very hard to avoid even reading about Ryanair due to one totally unacceptable never to be repeated flight! Quite frankly I may as well have been standing up for all the comfort and service I got so its there in all but name already.
A purple boarding card, pre-booked cowshed treatment, glass of T10 with lime, a proper amenity kit, packet of polos and a Freedom Menu please!
Jacki
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