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#725381 by tontybear
16 Sep 2009, 14:41
I saw it yesterday and resisted posting.

Just shows that not all bad behaviour on aeroplanes is caused by stag and hen parties and chavs.
#725382 by Guest
16 Sep 2009, 14:44
quote:Originally posted by tontybear
I saw it yesterday and resisted posting.

Just shows that not all bad behaviour on aeroplanes is caused by stag and hen parties and chavs.

and V-Flyer parties [:w]
#725386 by DarkAuror
16 Sep 2009, 15:28
I do hope that the girlfriend of the bloke doing the fondling told him to sling his hook.
#725391 by Bill S
16 Sep 2009, 16:08
She should have used LH!
#725394 by tontybear
16 Sep 2009, 16:24
quote:Originally posted by hackneyguy
and V-Flyer parties [:w]


I am sure that the mini party bus will be a model of decorum !
#725398 by Guest
16 Sep 2009, 16:31
Well with no Decker on board for a lively bar discussion on the finer points of ...... well I can't put it here - we need to rely on Dean bringing on some of his merchandise which is guaranteed to cause histerics amongst the crew . . . .

Just a shame there is no Tanquarey on board - sparkling water for me !
#725411 by Guest
16 Sep 2009, 16:55
OOOh Ian, how Disgusting indeed [}:)]...
#725416 by tontybear
16 Sep 2009, 17:30
quote:Originally posted by hackneyguy
- we need to rely on Dean bringing on some of his merchandise which is guaranteed to cause histerics amongst the crew . . . .



am most intrigued about this 'merchandise' ! [?][?]
#725418 by mdvipond
16 Sep 2009, 18:15
In-flight fondling? Shocking! However, I'm a little curious: what level of Frequent Flyer does one need to be to avail oneself of this service...?
#725419 by Bill S
16 Sep 2009, 18:24
And now you can get away with this if you suffer from sleep deprivation!

Better edit out the 'Drunk' in the title [:w]
#725420 by Tinkerbelle
16 Sep 2009, 18:32
'"Sleep deprivation?' Who doesn't have sleep deprivation on a long haul flight?"
#725421 by Darren Wheeler
16 Sep 2009, 18:37
quote:Originally posted by tontybear
quote:Originally posted by hackneyguy
- we need to rely on Dean bringing on some of his merchandise which is guaranteed to cause histerics amongst the crew . . . .



am most intrigued about this 'merchandise' ! [?][?]


Blatant plug
#725426 by Jacki
16 Sep 2009, 19:07
quote:Originally posted by Darren Wheeler
quote:Originally posted by tontybear
quote:Originally posted by hackneyguy
- we need to rely on Dean bringing on some of his merchandise which is guaranteed to cause histerics amongst the crew . . . .



am most intrigued about this 'merchandise' ! [?][?]


Blatant plug


Bathroom fittings>[;)]
#725427 by tontybear
16 Sep 2009, 19:15
Shocking !
#725434 by Guest
16 Sep 2009, 20:00
and to think Darren I did it by PM to tonty - now you have outed Dean !
#725436 by Guest
16 Sep 2009, 20:00
and to think Darren I did it by PM to tonty - now you have outed Dean !
#725440 by HWVlover
16 Sep 2009, 20:30
Why does this always happen on flights on which I am not a passenger?[?]
#725452 by HWVlover
16 Sep 2009, 22:11
I am SURE I would have noticed if I had been fondled.....well apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]
#725453 by Guest
16 Sep 2009, 22:20
quote:Originally posted by HWVlover
apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]


Classic ! [oo]
#725454 by tontybear
16 Sep 2009, 22:26
quote:Originally posted by HWVlover
I am SURE I would have noticed if I had been fondled.....well apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]


a fondle is a fondle ! take 'em when they are available ! [:X][:X]
#725459 by slinky09
16 Sep 2009, 23:36
quote:Originally posted by HWVlover
I am SURE I would have noticed if I had been fondled.....well apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]


Rosa Kleb again eh?
#725463 by Jacki
17 Sep 2009, 00:01
Did you notice her moustache or were you enjoying it too much?[:D]
#725464 by pjh
17 Sep 2009, 00:14
quote:Originally posted by HWVlover
I am SURE I would have noticed if I had been fondled.....well apart from that time on Aeroflot but that doesn't count because he/she claimed to be a customs officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ii]


I heard Marc Almond on the radio talking about doing a British Council tour of Russia and finding the in flight service consisted of a share of a Mars Bar and being...ahem...[:I]..serviced in the seats to the rear of the aircraft.
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